Magic Night (Japanese Isles) (Johnsonverse)

Cast

 * Aaron Fechter as Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe DeWolfe, and Earl Schmerle
 * Stephanie Sheh as Yui Hirasawa
 * Cristina Valenzuela as Mio Akiyama
 * Cassandra Lee Morris as Ritsu Tainaka
 * Shelby Lindley as Tsumugi "Mugi" Kotobuki

Plot
Rolfe DeWolfe is fired from the Japanese ShowBiz Pizza Place franchise after making sexist and racist comments following "Puff the Magic Dragon" when Mio breaks down in tears, which leads Ritsu to bolt off of center stage (much to the surprise of startled audiences) and run to Stage Right, where the Cyberstar monitors show her beating Rolfe and Earl egging her on. Afterwards, Ritsu takes Mio backstage to calm her down while Yui and Mugi explain Mio's behavior, before the band reassembles and plays "Magic" by Olivia-Newton John, completely forgoing the last segment with "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" (the "Michael Jackson Medley" is eliminated in this new version of the Magic Night showtape, replaced by the previously-cut "Magic Touch").

Segment 1

 * Mugi: Hello, hello, hello and welcome to Magic Night at ShowBiz Pizza.

Segment 6

 * Rolfeː Disclaimerː I will be saying some naughty things completely unsuitable for people under 18. Please take any children in here to the gameroom until the segment is over. Okay? Thanks.
 * (Mio begins crying)
 * Billy Bob: Mio, is something wrong?
 * Rolfe: Yeah, is something wrong? Wait, I know: aren't you afraid of being sent to the kitchen? Oh, how about this? Afraid of your own life, ya cowardly, hysterical crybaby? Not to mention how much you love sushi and everything.
 * Billy Bobː Rolfe, please...
 * (Ritsu begins shaking in anger while Mio looks at Rolfe, still in tears)
 * Rolfeː Please what? Please the rice burner? Because that's what all of you should use right about nowǃ And all of you claim to have originated the Whac-A-Mole, which was created by a man I know named Aaron Fechter in Floridaǃ You all like to take credit for everything, all because you're angry and bitter at us REAL 'Muricans for the Pearl Harbor attack which happened, oh, I don't know, 75 years ago! This is why I use all REAL 'Murican appliances. None of this Sony or Panasonic bull. As for you, Ho-kago Tea Time, all of you are supposed to be subservient and docile enough to stay in the kitchen at homeǃ This is why I don't trust anyone with Japo bloodǃ And I recommend all REAL 'Muricans do the sameǃ
 * (Everyone else gasps in shock as Mio cries even more)
 * Rolfe: I-I was joking, all in good fun! April fools! Heh-heh. Come on, come on, laugh with me!
 * Earl: Rolfe DeWolfe! In all the years I've seen you insulting people, never have I heard such an offensive, insulting phrase in my life! I always knew you were a rotten, egotistical geek, but I didn't know you were THIS rotten!
 * Rolfe: "I didn't know you were this rotten!" So what?
 * Earl: You really are a worse person than I thought! You know what? You're not a geek.
 * Rolfe: Really, Earl?
 * Earl: You're a CHEAT! You've used me to make big money for years and I just took it! You've insulted Fatz for years, and again, I just took it! And now that you've insulted Mio while she's still crying, I'm not going to sit here on your hand and FRICKIN' TAKE THIS ANYMORE, DeWolfe! THIS IS THE! ABSOLUTE! LAST! STRAW!
 * (Ritsu finally screams in a fit of rage)
 * Ritsu: EARL'S RIGHT!
 * (Ritsu gets off her drums and runs behind the closed Center Stage curtain)
 * Ritsu: ROLFE DEWOLFE! NOBODY HARMS MY FRIENDS!
 * (Rolfe looks both ways, scared)
 * Rolfe: Come on, Charlie! Close my curtain! CLOSE IT RIGHT NOW!
 * Ritsu: DON'T CLOSE IT, CHARLIE!
 * (Ritsu begins beating Rolfe up. Rolfe sobs hysterically)
 * Rolfe: Why are you doing this to me?
 * Ritsu: JUST! GIVING! YOU! WHAT! YOU! DESERVE!
 * (Ritsu continues punching Rolfe, as Earl laughs hysterically)
 * Rolfe: Earl! Please help me! We've been through so much together.
 * Earl: Nope. Even if I could, I wouldn't, because I've waited 36 years for this! GO, RITSU!
 * (Ritsu finishes punching Rolfe, who is badly injured and groaning, by punching in the rear end, making him scream like a little girl. She silently gets back up and takes Mio backstage)
 * Billy Bob: We'll be takin' a break until Mio is calmed down. Hopefully, this does not lead into any more trouble.

Segment 7

 * Billy Bob: And we're back. Now, I'm not going to start with a joke because this is serious. We've just had one of our band members break down in tears, and the fact that some nasty comments were made certainly didn't help. I got a call from Mr. Johnson, and he said that Rolfe has just been fired from the Japanese ShowBiz Pizza Place, but will continue performing at locations in the rest of the world--
 * Yui: Billy Bob?
 * Billy Bob: Yes, Yui?
 * Yui: Regarding Mio, Mugi and I know why she broke down.
 * Mugi: Yeah, and why Ritsu was so violent.
 * Billy Bob: Tell me about it, then.
 * Mugi: Well, Mio has... um, I don't know how to tell you this, but--
 * Yui: Mio has this... insecurity problem. It's that