May 2019 showtape (Chuck E. Cheese's) (Johnsonverse)

Voice cast

 * Jaret Reddick as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Duncan Brannan as Crusty the Cat and Bird
 * Caroline Richardson as Helen Henny and Whitney Warblette
 * Jeremy Blaido as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Chris Hill as Mr. Munch
 * Earl Fisher as Pasqually P. Pieplate and Justin Beaver
 * Joe Leahy as Mr. Announcer
 * Stephanie Nadolny as Sun
 * John Bowen as Moon
 * Kate Bristol as Wendy Warblette
 * Taylor Fono as Wilma Warblette
 * April Ann Reese as Mrs. Feline (voice)
 * Shelby Lindley as Tsumugi "Mugi" Kotobuki
 * Cassandra Lee Morris as Ritsu Tainaka
 * Cristina Valenzuela as Mio Akiyama
 * Kevin Michael Richardson as Azusa Nakano

Live actors

 * Jason Johnson as Fab Feline
 * Jennifer Kersey as Mrs. Feline (body)
 * Jeremy Blaido as Garrick Wilde
 * Jessica R. Salazar as Jessica
 * Connor Dean as Buford
 * Erik Estrada as himself
 * Vivica A. Fox as herself
 * Lou Ferrigno as himself
 * Cynthia Rothrock as herself
 * Tyler Millard as Mumkey Jones

Plot
During the skits, Chuck E., Crusty, and Munch's Make-Believe Band are intruded by Fab Feline, who spills helium all over the stage after the first song, causing their voices to go high-pitched, as well as ding-dong-ditching Crusty in an intermission.

Segment 1

 * Crusty: Hey, kids! It's showtime! With Pasqually the chef, Jasper T. Jowls, Mr. Munch, Helen Henny, and your favorite mouse, Chuck E. Cheese!
 * (The curtains open, and the band performs "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler)
 * Chuck E.: Thank you, everyone! And thank you, Crusty! Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can be a kid. Today's show will be about--
 * (The Cyberstar monitors display static)
 * Jasper: What's going on?
 * Pasqually: Who is it now-a?
 * Helen: Hopefully it's just a visitor.
 * Munch: Or a pizza delivery guy!
 * (The monitor reveals Fab Feline, a bright yellow feline whose costume resembles a fursuit)
 * Fab Feline: Hey, everybody! It's me, your old pal Fab Feline! Yaaaaaay! Ha ha ha!
 * Crusty: Excuse me, Fab, but you're not really a feline.
 * Jasper: Yeah, you're just some schmuck in a fursuit.
 * Crusty: Real felines have this thing. They're called, "instincts". And you look like the kind of guy who has none.
 * Fab Feline: I got a groooooooovy surprise for you!
 * (A smoke effect is activated on Center Stage, Stage Left, and Crusty's stage, and everyone's voices except for Fab's go high-pitched)
 * Munch (high-pitched): Why does my voice sound funny?
 * Crusty (high-pitched): Apparently, it's helium. You inhale it, and it affects your voice.
 * Jasper (high-pitched): Wait, isn't helium supposed to affect the timbre, not the pitch?
 * Crusty (high-pitched): It's cartoon physics, Jasper.
 * Fab Feline: Ha ha ha! Exquisite!
 * Pasqually (high-pitched): Why are you doing this-a?
 * Fab Feline: Just for kicks! Ya chicken?
 * Helen (high-pitched): You better take it back, you furry!
 * Fab Feline: Too late! Ha ha ha! You guys are really mean and got no friends!
 * Crusty (high-pitched): We do have friends! And you're the mean one!
 * Fab Feline: And Fab Feline loves all kids! And babies too!
 * (Fab Feline walks away, and the monitors go back to showing the Chuck E. Cheese's logo)
 * Chuck E. (high-pitched): Well, folks, we're experiencing technical difficulties at the moment. We'll be back when our voices recover.

Intermission 1 (CEC TV News)

 * (The segment begins with the CEC TV opening, then cuts to a spinning globe)
 * Mr. Announcer: Spanning the globe...
 * (Cut to the CEC TV News intro, with clips from Munch's Make-Believe Band, The Rock-afire Explosion, and Ho-kago Tea Time performances in the background.)
 * Announcer: It's time for CEC TV News! Featuring newshound Jasper T. Jowls, plucky reporter Helen Henny, foreign correspondent Pasqually P. Pieplate...
 * Pasqually: Ciao! Heh heh!
 * Announcer: ...and Mr. Munch, taking care of the leftovers.
 * Mr. Munch: Did somebody say "chow"?
 * Announcer: Take it away, Chuck E.!
 * (Chuck E. appears at a news desk in puppet form)
 * Chuck E.: Thanks, Mr. Announcer! Hello, everybody! Welcome to CEC TV News. As you've just noticed, my voice is back to normal. Our voices are all back to normal, in fact. In today's first story, a crazed maniac who goes by Fab Feline interrupted our show and spilled helium all over the stage! Not only that, but he also spilled helium all over the Rock-afire Explosion and Ho-kago Tea Time stages, and with the exception of Mugi, whose voice is impervious to helium, everyone else's voices, yours truly included, got high-pitched, making them all sound like Munchkins.
 * (Cut to Mugi, in animated form, sitting in the breakroom of a ShowBiz Pizza Place.)
 * Mugi: Don't ask me how I'm immune to the effects of helium. It's like how I'm immune to the common cold and am freakishly strong. I just learned to stop questioning it years ago.
 * Ritsu (off-screen, voice really high): Hey, Mio! You need some helium?
 * Mio (off-screen, voice really high): *sigh* Yes, I get it, Ritsu, there is A LOT of helium in the air!
 * Mugi: Yui's voice was already high-pitched to begin with, so the helium made her voice so high, only dogs can hear it. Sorry, Jasper and Dook. And Azusa? The helium had the opposite effect.
 * Azusa (off-screen, voice of Kevin Michael Richardson): END OF DAYS, *bleep*! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 * Mugi: Aaaaaand it's also changed her entire personality. Please send help...
 * (Cut back to news studio.)
 * Chuck E.: Fortunately, nobody was hurt, and the helium was confined to the stages, so our guests and Cast Members' voices were completely unaffected by it. Here is Helen Henny with Fab's "mother", Mrs. Feline. Helen?
 * (Cut to Helen, in puppet form, interviewing Mrs. Feline, who looks just like Fab, but wearing a wig, lipstick, and a floral dress)
 * Helen: Thanks, Chuck E. Now, Mrs. Feline, do you have any explanation for your son's actions?
 * Mrs. Feline: Well, Helen, my son can be a kind of a maniac.
 * Helen: "Kind of a maniac"? He spilled helium all over!
 * Mrs. Feline: I'm trying to be nice to my son. Both of us are roleplay enthusiasts, so we wear these costumes every day, even in the shower or in the pool. We never take them off or even wash them.
 * Helen: Okay... Wow. Not only did you reveal too much, but I think you got off-topic here. I want an actual explanation for your son's actions.
 * Mrs. Feline: Fab's been like that since he was thirty-five. And he's been jailed several times. I keep indulging in my fantasies and... and Garrick's such a saint. He's so nice, and he allows us to wear these costumes constantly.
 * Helen: What you've just seen, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of bad parenting and deluded fantasies. This interview is over. Back to you, Chuck E.
 * (Cut back to Chuck E. in the studio, shocked)
 * Chuck E.: Wow. Uh... that's a new one. Does...anyone wanna call the funny farm? Anyway, here's Jasper interviewing Fab's "father", Garrick Wilde.
 * (Cut to Jasper in puppet form interviewing Garrick, who's in live-action)
 * Jasper: Well, Chuck, I'm with Garrick in his house. He's a writer and director from Las Vegas. So, Garrick, what explanation do you have for Fab?
 * Garrick: It's real simple, Jasper. Um, um, Fab is my son. I write all kinds of stories around him, all based on real adventures. Here's my latest Fab Feline book, "Fab Feline Loves the Military", and it stars the "Fab Feline Jet" and retired "ko-loan-oh"--
 * Jasper: It's "kernel".
 * Garrick: I can pronounce them how I want. Anyway, the retired "ko-loan-oh", Jon Sanders, is a star, and it follows Fab Feline saving the kids from a terrorist attack. The kids love him. There's also this film, "Fab Feline is a Hero!", in which Fab stops the local bully Buford from harming the kids. He's also going to a parade and winning a writing contest. It has three celebrities in it.
 * Jasper: I see. And what novels do you write?
 * (Cut back to Chuck E. in the studio)
 * Chuck E.: Unfortunately, we can't show the rest of the interview because it shows Garrick promoting inappropriate novels, which he's promoted on his website for years but still hasn't released and, uh, to put it mildly, refusing to take criticism. His "film" is also just some short films patched together loosely with some new content. You know something's wrong when he can't even pronounce "Colonel" right. Now, here's Pasqually with

Trivia

 * Fab Feline, Mrs. Feline, Garrick Wilde, Jessica, and Buford are unflattering parodies of Cool Cat, Momma Cat, Daddy Derek, Maria, and Butch from Derek Savage's Cool Cat franchise, with all characters except for Garrick portrayed by the original actors from Cool Cat Saves the Kids, as well as Erik Estrada making a cameo.
 * Azusa's line "END OF DAYS, *bleep*!" is a reference to the American Dad! episode "Hurricane!", with Kevin Michael Richardson voicing Azusa.