CEC Movie Theatre: Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 (Johnsonverse)

CEC Movie Theatre: Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 is the first episode of the CEC Movie Theatre webseries, and was released on October 5, 2017. It focuses on the 1999 direct-to-video film Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000.

Host Segments

 * Prologue: Chuck E. and the others introduce the show.
 * Host segment 1: The gang is given their first movie by their boss Tim Johnson: their 1999 direct-to-video film Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000.
 * Host segment 2: Chuck E. and Crusty play a series of questions about all the bad things in the movie so far.
 * Host segment 3:

CEC Movie Theatre cast

 * Jaret Reddick as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Duncan Brannan as Crusty the Cat and 1999 Chuck E.
 * Caroline Richardson as Helen Henny
 * Chris Hill as Mr. Munch
 * Jeremy Blaido as Jasper T. Jowls and 1999 Jasper
 * Earl Fisher as Pasqually P. Pieplate
 * Tim Johnson as himself

Host segment 1

 * Chuck E.: Welcome to the CEC Movie Theatre. I'm Chuck E. Cheese and these are my friends, Crusty and Munch's Make-Believe Band.
 * Other band members: Hello! (or other ad-lib)
 * Munch: This pizza is delicious!
 * Jasper: When will you lay it off? I swear, pizza is to you what drugs are to humans. Constantly addicted to it.
 * Munch: I can eat what I want, when I want.
 * Pasqually: Jasper's right, ya know.
 * Helen: Now calm down, all of you.
 * (The yellow light is activated)
 * Chuck E.: And we'll be right back.
 * (Commercial)
 * Chuck E.: Welcome back to the CEC Movie Theatre. Now, guys, we're probably gonna get a call--
 * (The blue light is activated. Chuck E. presses the button. Cut to Tim Johnson in his office)
 * Tim Johnson: Hello, vermin.
 * (Cut to Chuck E. and the others)
 * Chuck E.: Uh, Mr. Johnson, I, uh... uh...
 * (Cut back to Tim)
 * Tim Johnson: Chuck, we've decided on you guys' first movie. It was released exactly 18 years ago.
 * (Cut to Chuck E. and the others)
 * Chuck E.: Oh no...
 * Crusty: What is it?
 * (Cut back to Tim)
 * Tim (o/s): Seven words: Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000.
 * (Cut to the other members gasping, except for a confused Crusty)
 * Crusty: Huh? What is that?
 * Chuck E.: It's a joke, right?
 * (Cut back to Tim)
 * Tim: Nope. Anyway, the movie was produced by Funimation. Just please don't tell anyone they made this. It features terrible CGI effects that make you guys look like you're inside a video game! Ha ha ha. And a story that's a mouthful to even describe. Basically, Chuck and the gang enter a galactic race to help Charlie Rockit, who needs 50,000 bucks to buy a tractor and save the farm, but along the way, the race has dangers, X-Pilots. They're two Arnold wannabes who're cheating by taking steroids made by Dr. Zoom. Plus a cliché love triangle between you, Helen, and some woman named Astrid.
 * (Cut to Chuck E. and the others)
 * Jasper: I remember that. Not very good.
 * Chuck E.: Well can't you please select another movie?
 * (Cut back to Tim)
 * Tim: Look, I'm really sorry. But decisions are final. Now enjoy the show!
 * (Cut back to the band.)
 * Crusty: What exactly is Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000, anyway?
 * (A loud noise is heard, and all the sirens flash, accompanied by a loud noise.)
 * Munch: What is it?
 * Chuck E.: Crusty, I'll explain it later. Movie time!
 * Pasqually: Ah, ah!
 * (The band members move to the right side of the stage)

Riffing segment 1

 * Jasper (t/s 0:00:05): Dook would love this already!
 * Crusty (t/s 0:00:11): Computer graphics fit for a video game.
 * Chuck E. (t/s 0:00:16): Definitely not a Chuck E. Cheese's dressed as an authentic Italian pizzeria. Oh, no.
 * Pasqually (t/s 0:00:23): That's what I looked like?!
 * Chuck E. (t/s 0:00:32): Nothing exemplies "fun" like showing us having fun with guests.
 * Helen (t/s 0:00:39): With characteristically cheesy music.
 * Munch (t/s 0:00:41): I could've been in an opera with that voice.
 * Jasper (t/s 0:00:47): Or Darth Vader. Imagine you in that costume.
 * Crusty (t/s 0:00:55): It seems Pasqually got some plastic surgery.

Host segment 2

 * Chuck E.: Alright, Crusty, we're playing a question game. I got my suit and tie and some question cards, and I want you to guess some of the most ridiculous things in the movie so far. Each correct answer gives you 10 points, but each wrong answer deducts that same amount. Ready?
 * Crusty: As I'll ever be.
 * Chuck E.: Alright, question one:

Riffing segment 3

 * Chuck E. (t/s 45:41): Since when did I sound like a chipmunk?
 * Crusty (t/s 45:43): They probably pitched up your voice accidentally when speeding up that footage.