Transcript of Cans Without Labels (Johnsonverse)


 * (Looney Tunes-style title cards showing George Liquor, Ernie and Slab, and Cigarettes the Cat appear.)
 * (Cut to the title card showing the name on can lids, then to the credits.)
 * (Cut to another card saying "The following animated cartoon picture is based on a true story", with "...only the names and species have been changed" fading in.)
 * (Fade to a dedication to Mike, Mary Lou, and Elizabeth Kricfalusi, with "and Mike Pataki" fading in below.)
 * (Fade in to the exterior of George's house. A car stops in front of it. Cut to George Liquor coming out of the car with various unmarked cans. He looks at the camera and says his catchphrase, with the words "GEORGE LIQUOR, AMERICAN" above him in red, white, and blue, respectively.)
 * George: Hello. I'm George Liquor, American.
 * (George kicks the car door shut, and walks into the door. Cut to Ernie and Slab playing a video game.)
 * Slab: Ha ha! You're gonna lose!
 * Ernie: No, you are!
 * George (o/s): Ernie! Slab! I'm home!
 * Ernie and Slab: Okay, Uncle George!
 * (The two turn off their console and walk to the dinner table. Cut to George walking up the stairs, then to him putting all the cans on the table. Ernie and Slab run to their seats.)
 * Slab: What's with all the cans, Uncle George?
 * Ernie: Yeah. What's in them?
 * (Cut to a closeup of George)
 * George: This is a lesson on frugality, boys.
 * (Cut to George showing the cans)
 * George: These here are cans without labels.
 * (Cut back to George)
 * George: I buy' em cheap!
 * (Cut to Ernie and Slab, looking at each other)
 * George (o/s): Five, ten cents each! Ya gotta learn to save a buck here in this world!
 * (Cut to George)
 * George: Somebody's gotta plan for the future!
 * (Cut to Ernie and Slab sticking their tongues out, then to a shot showing George from behind)
 * George: I might have to put you through reform school one day.