The Cool Adventures of Chocodile (Johnsonverse)

The Cool Adventures of Chocodile is an American live-action television series that aired on JTV from September 15, 1984 to April 25, 1987. The series, based on the Ludicrous Limericks series, is the third live-action TV series based on the character Chocodile, though unlike the previous series, this was done entirely in live-action. It was developed by then-Johnson CEO Phil Stacker.

Upon release, the series was derided by critics and viewers alike, with everyone involved having since disowned it. It has frequently entered various "worst TV series" lists since its cancellation, and has never been rerun since then, with only brief clips being shown in Chocodile anniversary specials.

Premise
The series focuses on the exploits of Chocodile, and his "friends" Vanillagator and Caracaimin, with Chocodile coming up with various schemes in an attempt to take them out due to his open hatred of them so he can go back to being a solo act.

History
In 1981, Stacker and Associates bought Johnson Industries. Phil Stacker sought to create a "more timeless" take on the Chocodile character, and greenlit three seasons in late 1982, the series beginning with 1983's Chocodile's Cool Movie, which he personally directed. He had no input on the series, however, only giving the series an extremely small budget, and the writing staff took full advantage of this by making Chocodile a deadpan snarker with a chip in his shoulder, and dumbing down Vanillagator and Caracaimin.

Theme song
Its theme song was a synthesized cover of the Chocodile theme, with lyrics describing the show's "coolness" and full of '80s slang, and contained dialogue parts from Chocodile, Vanillagator, and Caracaimin saying their names in a "roll call" as they come out of the Chocodile Clubhouse (while Vanillagator and Caracaimin carry a lot of energy, Chocodile is incredibly slovenly and yells at an off-camera technician to stop the music, but his cries go unheard). They all throw confetti (again, Chocodile does it in the most half-hearted way possible and dumps his confetti on the ground), forming the show's logo and two grids. Vanillagator and Caracaimin say "So bad!" simultaneously, appropriately summing the series up, and Chocodile proceeds to tell viewers that it's not too late to change the channel (the message varies between episodes, but the general concept remains the same, much like the couch gags on The Simpsons and The Powerpuff Girls ' "the day is saved" ending gag) as the logo forms. The song is performed by Jamaican reggae band Inner Circle.

Lyrics
''Hey, you gnarly guys It's time to say hello To our most excellent pals That we all righteously know Chocodule (spoken): Chocodile. Vanillagator (spoken): Vanilagator! Caracaimin (spoken): Caracaimin! I am totally sure That you will see Just how good That they will be! Chocodile (spoken): Someone, please stop the music! Just watch them As the poser Solomon tries To turn them Into rockin' French fries! Vanillagator (spoken): That's, like, very radical, dude! Chocodile (spoken): I hate you both! You are watching Chocodile's cool antics You will never Ever get sick! Chocodile (spoken): That doesn't even rhyme. Vanillagator and Caracaimin (spoken): So bad! Groovy, rockin', That describes the show Totally chillin'! Chocodile (spoken): (says the message gag as the show's title forms)''

Main characters

 * Chocodile (voiced by Mel Blanc) is the leader of the Chocodile Gang; he just barely tolerates Vanillagator and Caracaimin's presence, and is always trying to get them killed so he can go back to being a solo act, yet they always survive either through dumb luck or some other unforeseen circumstances. Even if he can't get his "friends" killed, he always gets back at everyone else in what he views as "a world gone dumb". He appears at the end of each episode watching his old animated shorts from the 1930s to the 1970s, wistfully remembering the good old days before his corporate overlords forced sidekicks on him.
 * Vanillagator (voiced by Don Messick) is Chocodile's so-called "best friend". He is, by all accounts, an idiot who is incredibly gullible and easily fooled. The only reason he survives Chocodile's attempts to kill him and Caracaimin is stupid luck or other factors acting against Chocodile.
 * Caracaimin (voiced by Tony Pope) is Chocodile's other "friend". He's every bit as stupid as Vanillagator, to the point the two are basically interchangeable. Like Vanillagator, he survives Chocodile's plans by dumb luck or other outside factors.
 * Larry (voiced by Mel Blanc) is Chocodile's rival. He still runs numerous scams that Chocodile happens upon, only he actually succeeds more often because Vanillagator and Caracaimin are too stupid to understand when they're being had. Chocodile usually lets Larry finish duping them, then wallops him like usual.
 * Cherridile (voiced by June Foray) is Chocodile's girlfriend. Like Chocodile, she barely tolerates Vanillagator and Caracaimin's presence, and often helps him find new ways to be rid of them.
 * Solomon (played by Larry Storch) is Chocodile's nemesis. Ever since the crocodile skin trade fell under government oversight, Solomon has been finding it harder and harder to turn a profit, forcing him to turn to other means. Oftentimes, he teams up with Chocodile to take out Vanillagator and Caracaimin, as even he wouldn't wish such torture on his nemesis.
 * June (played by Sara Gilbert) is Solomon's little daughter.
 * Lisandra (played by Drew Barrymore) is June's best friend.

Recurring characters

 * Phil Sourfox (voiced by Avery Schreiber) was a recurring antagonist in the first two seasons, and is the leader of the corporation that hired Vanillagator and Caracaimin to be Chocodile's sidekicks, as well as helping Larry with his schemes. It is rumored that he's modeled after Stacker himself; the villain made no appearances in the third season after Stacker ordered the character to be written out due to an episode mocking JTV's decline at the time in the banned episode "SBC Goes Loud".
 * Lachlan (voiced by Billy Dee Williams)

Season 1

 * 1) Sourfox Corporation (aired September 15, 1984) - Phil Sourfox, CEO of the Sourfox Corporation, promotes Vanillagator and Caracaimin to Chocodile's permanent sidekicks after the events of Chocodile's Cool Movie, much to Chocodile's dismay.
 * 2) * Message gag: "Remember viewers, it's never too late to change the channel."
 * 3) Chocodile Strikes Out (aired September 22, 1984) -
 * 4) * Message gag: "There's still time, people. I assure you."
 * 5) Larry Fools The Duo (aired September 29, 1984) -
 * 6) * Message gag: "You can always touch the dial at any time during the show."
 * 7) Chocodile vs. Dumbness (aired October 6, 1984)
 * 8) *Message gag: "DEPRIVE US OF RATINGS!"
 * 9) Vanillagator Does It Again (aired October 13, 1984) -
 * 10) *Message gag: "If you plan to watch, don’t bother."
 * 11) Solomon the Janitor (aired October 20, 1984) -
 * 12) *Message gag: "Don’t support the higher-ups, I warn you."
 * 13) Chocodile’s Cool Halloween (aired October 27, 1984) -
 * 14) * Message gag: "This episode will haunt you for the rest of your days; just go watch the Chipmunks instead."
 * 15) Caracaimin Gets Fooled (aired November 3, 1984) -
 * 16) * Message gag: "If you watch this show, your brain cells will be melted to the level of these two idiots."
 * 17) Cherridile's Trap (aired November 10, 1984) -
 * 18) * Message gag: "This is a ratings trap. Use the remote or touch the dial."
 * 19) Sourfox's Big Fumble (aired November 17, 1984) -
 * 20) * Message gag: "This series is one big, giant fumble on the network's part."
 * 21) Chocodile's Cool Thanksgiving (aired November 24, 1984) -
 * 22) * Message gag: "If you skip out on this episode, I thank you."
 * 23) Vanilla Claus (aired December 1, 1984) -
 * 24) * Message gag: "Skipping this episode will be a great Christmas present to me."
 * 25) Ready for Christmas (aired December 8, 1984) -
 * 26) * Message gag: "One thing's for sure: the makers of this show are on the naughty list."
 * 27) Christmastime in the Pizzad (aired December 15, 1984) -
 * 28) * Message gag: "What is a pizzad, anyway? A pizza place?"
 * 29) Happy Holidays! (aired December 22, 1984) -
 * 30) * Message gag: "I'm feeling just like the Grinch. All because of these two idiots I'm stuck with."
 * 31) The New Year (aired December 29, 1984) -
 * 32) *Message gag: "Great, another year of dealing with these buffoons."
 * 33) June's Dog (aired January 5, 1985) -
 * 34) *Message gag: "That's right, people, I will be MIA for once, not having to deal with these two duncey dopes."
 * 35) Strikes at SBC (aired January 12, 1985) -
 * 36) *Message gag: "Oh, no. Another episode starring the man who's ruining my reputation."
 * 37) Caracaimin is an Idiot (aired January 19, 1985) -
 * 38) *Message gag: "At least we finally have a truthful title for once. Still a terrible experience, though."

Reception
Upon release, the series was decried by critics. The New York Times called it "a perversion of the beloved franchise", while Forbes called it "Johnson's biggest blunder yet". Future Johnson CEO Sheldon Johnson, Jr. has gone on record as calling the series "misbegotten" and unfavorably compared Vanillagator and Caracaimin to Scrappy-Doo, a character from the Scooby-Doo franchise that was also hated by many. Nearly everyone involved, including Blanc, Messick, and Pope, also disowned the series as well. The book ''What Were They Thinking?! The 100 Dumbest Moments in Television History'' placed it at #29. It is considered one of the worst TV series of all time, and is considered the nadir of the Phil Stacker era of Johnson Industries.

It is rumored that the series was so bad, that after Stacker's resignation, Johnson burned all master copies of the series; this was denied when Johnson released the below-mentioned Save Your Money box set. It was never rerun after its cancellation, and Stacker has gone on record as denying the series' existence. Chocodile's creator Randy Perkins was so appalled at the show, that he personally oversaw all future live-action adaptations after this show's cancellation until his 2017 death (his son Sean Perkins has overseen all live-action adaptations ever since), though only live-action/animation hybrids were allowed.

Controversy
When the character designs were announced, they were mocked as uncanny valley-type, namely the characters' realistic designs, a stark contrast to Chocodile's classic design. Their reflective black eyes were also mocked for being creepy. Stacker defended this choice, stating that the characters needed to be more real, and even insulted his critics, referring to them as "slander monkeys". Blanc, Messick, and Pope all disowned the designs as well, as did Perkins, who famously called it "the things that only lesser men would make".

Home video
All 65 episodes of the series were released on video in various compilations after the series ended, though they were only sold in bargain bins due to the unpopular nature of the show. After the Johnson family retook control of the company, all unsold stock and other unsold merchandise was returned and destroyed. On April 1, 2014, without any advertisement, a DVD box set containing all 65 episodes (plus Chocodile's Cool Movie and including the unaired episode "SBC Goes Loud") was released, entitled Save Your Money: The Worst TV Series Ever Made, also known as Chocodile: A Big Box O’ Crap, with a cover featuring Chocodile and current Johnson CEO Tim Johnson dressed in fedoras and trench coats stealing VHS tapes of the series and putting them in a box labeled "Tapes to Burn", bonus features such as commercials, interviews with cast and crew, Tim introducing each episode, etc. The Blu-ray set, released on the same day, has more bonus features and Easter eggs, such as an optional "commentary track" where characters from other Johnson shows (i.e. Monster World and Detective Jenny) riff on the episodes like they would on WBC Movie Night, as well as the current riffing team from Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Jonah Ray as Jonah Heston, Hampton Yount as Crow, and Baron Vaughn as Tom Servo), also riffing on the episodes. Both sets were sold exclusively in Blockbuster locations.