March-April 2016 showtape (Japanese Isles) (Johnsonverse)

This is the transcript for the ShowBiz Pizza Place Japan March-April 2016 showtape.

Cast

 * Aaron Fechter as Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe DeWolfe, and Earl Schmerle
 * Stephanie Sheh as Yui Hirasawa
 * Cristina Valenzuela as Mio Akiyama
 * Cassandra Lee Morris as Ritsu Tainaka
 * Shelby Lindley as Tsumugi "Mugi" Kotobuki

Segment 6

 * Billy Bob: Howdy folks. Well, we had a request to slow things down a bit, so I'd like to invite y'all to sit back and relax, enjoy yourself, maybe set your feet up on the table. But don't set your feet in your neighbor's pizza! Just enjoy. A little reverb, please.
 * (Billy Bob begins singing "Feelings" by Morris Albert)

Segment 7

 * Billy Bob: Looney Bird? Looney Bird? I-I'd like to talk to you. I'm sorry I fussed at you a little while ago, Looney Bird. I'm only human, you know. Please talk to me! (Billy Bob begins to break down) You know you're my best friend, Looney Bird, and I promise I'll never yell at you again if you'll talk to me, Looney Bird! (Billy Bob cries) Please say you'll forgive me! (sniff)
 * (Looney Bird appears, with a slight frequency noise; all of the Ho-kago Tea Time members have varying reactions)
 * Looney Bird: I forgive you, Billy Bob.
 * Billy Bob: You do?
 * Looney Bird: Sure! You're my best friend!
 * Billy Bob: I am?
 * Looney Bird: Yeah! That's why I was teasing with ya!
 * Billy Bob: Oh, Looney Bird, that--
 * (A frequency sound is heard)
 * Billy Bob: What's that noise?
 * Looney Bird: I don't know!
 * Billy Bob: It sounds like feedback. Can't be feedback. Microphones aren't on. My microphone's not on, is it? Looney Bird, check your microphone. See if it's on.
 * Looney Bird: Okay, Billy Bob.
 * (Some sounds are heard)
 * Looney Bird: Um, Billy Bob, it's on!
 * Billy Bob: Oh, no!
 * (The band members struggle to avoid cracking up)
 * Looney Bird: Ha! Why do you gotta look stupid when the curtain's open? Ha ha! I'll be in my barrel!
 * Billy Bob: No, now you come back, Looney Bird. Don't leave me out here al--oh

Trivia

 * Segments 6 and 7 were re-recorded with updated voices for Billy Bob and Looney Bird, whose voices sounded different in the Spring 1982 showtape.