ShowBiz Pizza Place 40th anniversary showtape (Johnsonverse)

Played at ShowBiz Pizza Place from January to March 2020.

Cast

 * Aaron Fechter as Billy Bob Brockali, Looney Bird, Rolfe DeWolfe, Earl Schmerle, Beach Bear (archive audio), and himself
 * Burt Wilson as Fatz Geronimo and himself
 * Duke Chauppetta as Dook LaRue and himself
 * Rick Bailey as Beach Bear and himself
 * Jeff Howell as Uncle Klunk and himself
 * Sarah Locke as Mitzi Jr. and herself
 * Shalisa Sloan James as Mitzi Sr. and herself
 * Shawn Fernandez as himself
 * Chris Thrash as himself
 * David Ferguson as himself
 * Damon Breland as himself
 * Braylon Giles as himself
 * Travis Schafer as himself
 * Tim Johnson as himself
 * CeeLo Green as himself
 * Shooter Jennings as himself
 * Adam Sandler as himself
 * Rich Evans as himself
 * Julia Roberts as herself

Segment 1

 * Billy Bob: Howdy everybody! I'm Billy Bob. That's three B's, two L's, a Y, an I and an O! I'm so excited because this year, 2020, marks the 40-year anniversary of the Rock-afire Explosion and ShowBiz Pizza Place.
 * Looney Bird: For 40 years, we have entertained the world with hundreds of songs and lovable band members.
 * Billy Bob: Right you are, Looney Bird. To celebrate our anniversary, the stages have been all classed up, and we're performin' some of our old classics. Here is the very first song we performed back in 1980, not the Rock-afire, just us. This song is called "Roast Beef Sandwich and a Pizza". I warn ya, though, that me and Looney's voices sound a little different during this song.
 * (The 1980 recording of "Roast Beef Sandwich and a Pizza" plays.)
 * Rolfe: How 'bout that, huh?
 * Earl: Rolfe, after the show, Good Rolfe needs me for one of her performances.
 * Rolfe: Still calling her Good Rolfe, huh?
 * Earl: Real simple, Bad Rolfe. You're a geek and a cheat. Always taking credit, or trying to take credit, for everything I say.
 * Rolfe: What he means is, (Earl groans) this is the 40th anniversary of me, Rolfe DeWolfe.
 * Earl: And me, Earl Schmerle. And the Rock-afire Explosion. And ShowBiz Pizza Place.
 * Rolfe: During those forty years, I have reached the hearts of millions of adoring fans.
 * Earl: Millions of adoring fans? More like one: your mom!
 * Rolfe: Anyway, forget what little Earl says, here are some celebrities who love me.
 * (The Cyberstar monitors show CeeLo Green, who used the Rock-afire in the background during a live performance of "Fuck You" in 2013.)
 * CeeLo: The Rock-afire is very special in my heart.
 * (Cut to Adam Sandler, whose 2011 film "Let's Go With It" featured a scene with Mitzi, Dook, Beach Bear, and J-Fatz.)