Harmony's Back! showtape (Johnsonverse)

Played at Chuck E. Cheese's in June 2016.

Voice cast

 * Duncan Brannan as Chuck E. Cheese and Bird
 * Jaret Reddick as Crusty the Cat
 * Caroline Richardson as Helen Henny, Sunflower Warblette, and Harmony Howlette (howling)
 * Jeremy Blaido as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Chris Hill as Mr. Munch
 * Earl Fisher as Pasqually P. Pieplate
 * Lee Ann Womack as Harmony Howlette
 * Joe Leahy as Mr. Announcer
 * Tim Dever as Pizzacam
 * Stephanie Nadolny as Sun
 * John Bowen as Moon
 * Kate Bristol as Bluebell Warblette
 * Taylor Fono as Rose Warblette
 * Thomas F. Wilson as El Diablo
 * Gary Anthony Williams as Pistolero
 * Cam Clarke as Sheriff
 * Jack Angel as Mayor Orson
 * Dee Bradley Baker as Joe

Segment 1

 * Crusty: From Chuck E. Cheese's, it's showtime! This is Crusty the Cat inviting you to join Pasqually P. Pieplate, Jasper T. Jowls, Mr. Munch, Helen Henny, with special guest star Harmony Howlette, and Big C himself, Chuck E. Cheese!
 * (The curtains open, and Harmony sings "Jolene" by Dolly Parton, howling a few times during the song)
 * Chuck E.: Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can be a kid! That was "Jolene" by Dolly Parton, sung by Harmony Howlette, our special guest star!
 * (The rest of the band gives Harmony an ovation, while the Cyberstar monitors show footage of crowds applauding.)
 * Harmony: Thank y'all for that wonderful ovation. It's certainly great to be back, and I gotta tell ya, I have been missing y'all already.
 * Jasper: Same here. Why did you leave again?
 * Harmony: Because Pizza Time Theatre went bankrupt and couldn't keep me. I hosted and competed in rodeos for years before getting the itch again. Now I'm back, and odds are you'll be seein' me again from time to time.
 * Crusty: This is the first time I ever got to meet you, Harmony. I'm Crusty.
 * Harmony: Aren't you that cat who used to be Chuck's straight man but got fired for being a Communist, and came back after so long by winning their contract in a coin toss?
 * Crusty: Yep. And then bought a bankrupt talent agency.
 * Harmony: Not bad for a guy who once got sued on Judge Judy and lost. I lost a case on Judge Mills Lane for defaulting on a loan.
 * Crusty: Please don't bring that up. I beg you.
 * Jasper: And who squandered his lottery winnings on horse races?
 * Crusty: I got back those winnings through some, uh, odd jobs. Whatever, just stop.
 * Chuck E.: Here's our next song, "Blue Bayou". Originally written by Roy Orbison and Joe Melson and performed by Orbison, the version by Linda Ronstadt is better-known.
 * (Jasper performs "Blue Bayou")
 * Crusty: We'll be right back after our latest Geography Rap!

Segment 2

 * Chuck E.: Welcome back to our Harmony's Back! show at Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can be a kid. Me and Helen are gonna sing "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash, and Harmony's doing "Crazy" by Willie Nelson. First, though, we

Intermission 2 (A Fistful of Harmony)

 * (The opening sequence plays, styled after the opening for A Fistful of Dollars, before dissolving to Harmony going to a town on a mule)
 * Harmony: Here we are, Joe.
 * Joe: Finally! Now you can stop sitting on me.
 * (Harmony gets off of Joe, and explores the town. Cut to Harmony walking in front of some buildings, where she meets the mayor.)
 * Harmony: Howdy there, Mayor.
 * Mayor: Harmony, we got a problem. Two gangs have taken over the town, and I've lost a lot of men.
 * Harmony: I'll get them right now.
 * (Cut to Harmony entering a saloon, where she meets a fierce-looking ram)
 * Harmony: Excuse me? I'm here to join.
 * (The ram turns to Harmony)
 * Ram: Prove it.
 * (Harmony uses her revolver to shoot several targets successfully. She blows her gun.)
 * El Diablo: Well, ain't that somethin'? You got a lot of potential there, bud. My name's El Diablo.
 * Harmony: And I'm Harmony Howlette. Nice to meet you.
 * El Diablo: Tell ya what, later today, we'll go shoot somethin', alright?
 * Harmony: As you wish. But go out on the street.
 * (Harmony walks out, and goes to the other saloon across the street. She walks in the door.)
 * Harmony: HEY! (She spots a viper drinking cola) Howdy, viper. I'm here to join.
 * Pistolero: I'm Pistolero. Show me what ya got.
 * (Harmony uses her revolver to shoot several targets as she had before)
 * Pistolero: Impressive! What's your name?
 * Harmony: Harmony Howlette.
 * Pistolero: You can handle a gun then, huh? Tell ya what, we'll do some stuff later.
 * Harmony: Alright. But first, you go on the street.
 * (Harmony walks out of the saloon, and spots Pistolero and El Diablo on the street. A letterbox effect is used.)
 * Pistolero: Diablo...
 * El Diablo: Pistolero...
 * (Diablo knocks Pistolero unconscious)
 * El Diablo: Harmony! What the heck did you do? Let's settle this...
 * Harmony: Happy to oblige.
 * (Cut to Diablo and Harmony with a sheriff and a crowd)
 * Sheriff: Take ten paces, turn and shoot.
 * (Diablo and Harmony take their ten paces, turn around, and face each other with guns. Harmony uses her gun on Diablo, turning his head upside down.)
 * Diablo: Of course you realize this means war.
 * (Diablo uses his gun on Harmony who, after Diablo walks to her body, punches him in the face. Diablo tries punching Harmony in the chest, but hurts his hand. The crowd cheers.)
 * Diablo: OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
 * (Harmony reveals she has a metal vest under her shirt)
 * Harmony: Please use a brain next time, okay?
 * (The sheriff walks in to arrest Diablo and Pistolero)
 * Sheriff: Okay, Diablo, you're coming with me. (grabs Pistolero) You too, Pistolero.
 * Pistolero: But, officer, we didn't do nothin'.
 * Diablo: I would've gotten away with it if not for that meddling gal. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!
 * (Cut to Harmony and the mayor in a ceremony)
 * Mayor: I, Mayor Doug Orson, am here today because it is my privilege to give Miss Harmony Howlette the key to the city for her heroism. (Mayor Orson hands Harmony the key to the city) Here ya go.
 * (Jasper walks up to the stand)
 * Jasper: Hey, Harmony!
 * Harmony: Well, well, well, if it isn't everyone's favorite country hound.
 * Jasper: I loved seeing that stunt you pulled on El Diablo. You saved the entire town.
 * Harmony: It was nothing. All I had to do was watch some movies. Hey, Jasper?
 * Jasper: Hmm? (Harmony kisses Jasper on the cheek, causing him to blush) Aw, thanks, Harmony.
 * (An iris-out effect is used, with the circle going on Harmony)

Segment 3

 * Chuck E.: Welcome back to Harmony's Back! night at Chuck E. Cheese's. Harmony's gonna do "Big Iron" by Marty Robbins in a moment.
 * Crusty: Um,
 * Harmony:

Trivia

 * This is the first showtape to feature Harmony Howlette since 1983.
 * The "A Fistful of Harmony" intermission is a parody of the 1964 Spaghetti Western film A Fistful of Dollars.
 * Diablo's head being turned upside down by Harmony's gun, as well as his reaction, is a nod to Looney Tunes.