The Cool Adventures of Chocodile (Johnsonverse)

The Cool Adventures of Chocodile is an American live-action television series that aired on JTV from September 29, 1984 to April 25, 1987. The series, based on the Ludicrous Limericks series, focuses on the exploits of Chocodile, and his "friends" Vanillagator and Caracaimin. It was created by Daniel J. Stacker.

History
In 1981, Stacker and Associates bought Johnson Industries. Phil Stacker's brother Daniel sought to create a "more timeless" take on the Chocodile franchise, and his father greenlit three seasons in late 1982, the series beginning with 1983's Chocodile's Cool Movie, which Daniel directed. He had no input on the series, however, and the writing staff took full advantage of this by making Chocodile a deadpan snarker with a chip in his shoulder, and dumbing down Vanillagator and Caracaimin.

Theme song
Its theme song was a synthesized cover of the Chocodile theme, with lyrics describing the show's "coolness" and full of '80s slang, and contained dialogue parts from Chocodile, Vanillagator, and Caracaimin saying their names in a "roll call" as they come out of the Chocodile Clubhouse (while Vanillagator and Caracaimin carry a lot of energy, Chocodile is incredibly slovenly and yells at an off-camera technician to stop the music, but his cries go unheard). They all throw confetti (again, Chocodile does it in the most half-hearted way possible and dumps his confetti on the ground), forming the show's logo and two grids. Vanillagator and Caracaimin say "So bad!" simultaneously, appropriately summing the series up, and Chocodile proceeds to tell viewers that it's not too late to change the channel (the message varies between episodes, but the general concept remains the same, much like the couch gags on The Simpsons and The Powerpuff Girls ' "the day is saved" ending gag) as the logo forms. The song is performed by Jamaican reggae band Inner Circle.

Lyrics
''Hey, you gnarly guys It's time to say hello To our most excellent pals That we all righteously know Chocodule (spoken): Chocodile. Vanillagator (spoken): Vanilagator! Caracaimin (spoken): Caracaimin! I am totally sure That you will see Just how good That they will be! Chocodile (spoken): Stop the music! Just watch them As the poser Solomon tries To turn them Into rockin' French fries! Vanillagator (spoken): That's, like, very radical, dude! Chocodile (spoken): I hate you both! You are watching Chocodile's cool antics You will never Ever get sick! Chocodile (spoken): That doesn't even rhyme. Vanillagator and Caracaimin (spoken): So bad! Groovy, rockin', That describes the show Totally chillin'! Chocodile (spoken): (says the message gag as the show's title forms)''

Main characters

 * Chocodile (voiced by Mel Blanc) is the leader of the Chocodile Gang; he just barely tolerates Vanillagator and Caracaimin's presence, and is always trying to get them killed so he can go back to being a solo act, yet they always survive either through dumb luck or some other unforeseen circumstances. Even if he can't get his "friends" killed, he always gets back at everyone else in what he views as "a world gone dumb". He appears at the end of each episode watching his old animated shorts from the 1930s to the 1960s, wistfully remembering the good old days before his corporate overlords forced sidekicks on him.
 * Vanillagator (voiced by Don Messick) is Chocodile's so-called "best friend". He is, by all accounts, an idiot who is incredibly gullible and easily fooled. The only reason he survives Chocodile's attempts to kill him and Caracaimin is stupid luck or other factors acting against Chocodile.
 * Caracaimin (voiced by Tony Pope) is Chocodile's other "friend". He's every bit as stupid as Vanillagator, to the point the two are basically interchangeable. Like Vanillagator, he survives Chocodile's plans by dumb luck or other outside factors.
 * Larry (voiced by Mel Blanc) is Chocodile's rival. He still runs numerous scams that Chocodile happens upon, only he actually succeeds more often because Vanillagator and Caracaimin are too stupid to understand when they're being had. Chocodile usually lets Larry finish duping them, then wallops him like usual.
 * Cherridile (voiced by June Foray) is Chocodile's girlfriend. Like Chocodile, she barely tolerates Vanillagator and Caracaimin's presence, and often helps him find new ways to be rid of them.
 * Solomon (played by Larry Storch) is Chocodile's nemesis. Ever since the crocodile skin trade fell under government oversight, Solomon has been finding it harder and harder to turn a profit, forcing him to turn to other means. Oftentimes, he teams up with Chocodile to take out Vanillagator and Caracaimin, as even he wouldn't wish such torture on his nemesis.
 * June (played by Sara Gilbert) is Solomon's little daughter.

Recurring characters

 * Phil Sourfox (voiced by Avery Schreiber) was a recurring antagonist in the first two seasons, and is the leader of the corporation that hired Vanillagator and Caracaimin to be Chocodile's sidekicks, as well as helping Larry with his schemes. It is rumored that he's modeled after Stacker himself; the villain made no appearances in the third season after Stacker ordered the character to be written out due to an episode mocking JTV's decline at the time in the banned episode "SBC Goes Loud".
 * Lachlan (voiced by Billy Dee Williams)

Season 1

 * 1) Sourfox Corporation (aired September 15, 1984) - Phil Sourfox, CEO of the Sourfox Corporation, promotes Vanillagator and Caracaimin to Chocodile's permanent sidekicks after the events of Chocodile's Cool Movie, much to Chocodile's dismay.
 * 2) * Message gag: "Remember viewers, it's never too late to change the channel."
 * 3) Chocodile Strikes Out (aired September 22, 1984) -
 * 4) * Message gag: "There's still time, people. I assure you."
 * 5) Larry Fools The Duo (aired September 29, 1984) -
 * 6) * Message gag: "You can always touch the dial at any time during the show."
 * 7) Chocodile vs. Dumbness (aired October 6, 1984)
 * 8) *Message gag: "DEPRIVE US OF RATINGS!"
 * 9) Vanillagator Does It Again (aired October 13, 1984) -
 * 10) *Message gag: "If you plan to watch, don’t bother."
 * 11) Solomon the Janitor (aired October 20, 1984) -
 * 12) *Message gag: "Don’t support the higher-ups, I warn you."
 * 13) Chocodile’s Cool Halloween (aired October 27, 1984) -
 * 14) * Message gag: "This episode will haunt you for the rest of your days; just go watch the Chipmunks instead."
 * 15) Caracaimin Gets Fooled (aired November 3, 1984) -
 * 16) * Message gag: "If you watch this show, your brain cells will be melted to the level of these two idiots."
 * 17) Cherridile's Trap (aired November 10, 1984) -
 * 18) * Message gag: "This is a ratings trap. Use the remote or touch the dial."
 * 19) Sourfox's Big Fumble (aired November 17, 1984) -
 * 20) * Message gag: "This series is one big, giant fumble on the network's part."
 * 21) Chocodile's Cool Thanksgiving (aired November 24, 1984) -
 * 22) * Message gag: "If you skip out on this episode, I thank you."
 * 23) Vanilla Claus (aired December 1, 1984) -

Reception
Upon release, the series was decried by critics. The New York Times called it "a perversion of the beloved franchise", while Forbes called it "Johnson's biggest blunder yet". Future Johnson CEO Sheldon Johnson, Jr. has gone on record as calling the series "misbegotten" and compared Vanillagator and Caracaimin to Scrappy-Doo, a character from the Scooby-Doo franchise that was also hated by many. Nearly everyone involved, including Blanc, Messick, and Pope, also disowned the series as well. The book ''What Were They Thinking?! The 100 Dumbest Moments in Television History'' placed it at #29, and it has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 0%. It is considered one of the worst TV series of all time, and is considered the nadir of the Phil Stacker era of Johnson Industries.

It is rumored that the series was so bad, that after Stacker's resignation, Johnson burned all master copies of the series; this was denied when Johnson released the below-mentioned Save Your Money box set. It was never rerun after its cancellation, and all writing credits were suppressed. Phil Stacker and Daniel J. Stacker have gone on record as denying the series' existence.

Controversy
When the character designs were announced, they were mocked as uncanny valley-type, namely the characters' realistic designs, a stark contrast to Chocodile's classic design. Their reflective black eyes were also mocked for being creepy. Stacker defended this choice, stating that the characters needed to be more real, and even insulted his critics, referring to them as "slander monkeys".

Home video
All 65 episodes of the series were released on video in various compilations after the series ended, though they were only sold in bargain bins due to the unpopular nature of the show. After the Johnson family retook control of the company, all unsold stock was destroyed. On April 1, 2014, without any advertisement, a DVD box set containing all 65 episodes (plus Chocodile’s Cool Movie and including the unaired episode) was released, entitled Save Your Money: The Worst TV Series Ever Made, also known as Chocodile: A Big Box O’ Crap, with a cover featuring Chocodile and current Johnson CEO Tim Johnson dressed in fedoras and trench coats stealing VHS tapes of the series and putting them in a box labeled "Tapes to Burn", also containing bonus features like commercials, interviews with cast and crew, Tim introducing each episode, etc. The Blu-Ray set, released on the same day, has more bonus features and Easter eggs, such as an optional "commentary track" where characters from other Johnson shows (i.e. Monster World and Detective Jenny) riff on the episodes like they would on WBC Movie Night. Both sets were sold exclusively in Blockbuster locations.