Transcript of Cans Without Labels (Johnsonverse)


 * (Looney Tunes-style title cards showing George Liquor, Ernie and Slab, and Cigarettes the Cat appear.)
 * (Cut to the title card showing the name on can lids, then to the credits.)
 * (Cut to another card saying "The following animated cartoon picture is based on a true story", with "...only the names and species have been changed" fading in.)
 * (Fade to a dedication to Mike, Mary Lou, and Elizabeth Kricfalusi, with "and Mike Pataki" fading in below.)
 * (Fade in to the exterior of George's house. A car stops in front of it. Cut to George Liquor coming out of the car with various unmarked cans. He kicks the car door shut, and walks into the door. Cut to Ernie and Slab playing a video game.)
 * Slab: Ha ha! You're gonna lose!
 * Ernie: No, you are!
 * George (o/s): Ernie! Slab! I'm home!
 * Ernie and Slab: Okay, Uncle George!
 * (The two turn off their console and walk to the dinner table)