CEC Movie Theatre: Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 (Johnsonverse)

CEC Movie Theatre: Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 is the first episode of the CEC Movie Theatre webseries, and was released on October 5, 2017. It focuses on the 1999 direct-to-video film Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000.

Host Segments

 * Prologue: Chuck E. and the others introduce the show.
 * Host segment 1: The gang is given their first movie by their boss Tim Johnson: their 1999 direct-to-video film Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000.
 * Host segment 2: Chuck E. and Crusty play a series of questions about all the bad things in the movie so far.
 * Host segment 3:

CEC Movie Theatre cast

 * Jaret Reddick as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Duncan Brannan as Crusty the Cat and 1999 Chuck E.
 * Caroline Richardson as Helen Henny
 * Chris Hill as Mr. Munch
 * Jeremy Blaido as Jasper T. Jowls and 1999 Jasper
 * Earl Fisher as Pasqually P. Pieplate
 * Tim Johnson as himself

Host segment 1

 * Chuck E.: Welcome to the CEC Movie Theatre. I'm Chuck E. Cheese and these are my friends, Crusty and Munch's Make-Believe Band.
 * Other band members: Hello! (or other ad-lib)
 * Munch: This pizza is delicious!
 * Jasper: When will you lay it off? I swear, pizza is to you what drugs are to humans. Constantly addicted to it.
 * Munch: I can eat what I want, when I want.
 * Pasqually: Jasper's right, ya know.
 * Helen: Now calm down, all of you.
 * (The yellow light is activated)
 * Chuck E.: And we'll be right back.
 * (Commercial)
 * Chuck E.: Welcome back to the CEC Movie Theatre. Now, guys, we're probably gonna get a call--
 * (The blue light is activated. Chuck E. presses the button. Cut to Tim Johnson in his office)
 * Tim Johnson: Hello, vermin.
 * (Cut to Chuck E. and the others)
 * Chuck E.: Uh, Mr. Johnson, I, uh... uh...
 * (Cut back to Tim)
 * Tim Johnson: Chuck, we've decided on you guys' first movie. It was released exactly 18 years ago.
 * (Cut to Chuck E. and the others)
 * Chuck E.: Oh no...
 * Crusty: What is it?
 * (Cut back to Tim)
 * Tim (o/s): Seven words: Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000.
 * (Cut to the other members gasping, except for a confused Crusty)
 * Crusty: Huh? What is that?
 * Chuck E.: It's a joke, right?
 * (Cut back to Tim)
 * Tim: Nope. Anyway, the movie was produced by Funimation. Just please don't tell anyone they made this. It features terrible CGI effects that make you guys look like you're inside a video game! Ha ha ha. And a story that's a mouthful to even describe. Basically, Chuck and the gang enter a galactic race to help Charlie Rockit, who needs 50,000 bucks to buy a tractor and save the farm, but along the way, the race has dangers, X-Pilots. They're two Arnold wannabes who're cheating by taking steroids made by Dr. Zoom. Plus a cliché love triangle between you, Helen, and some woman named Astrid.
 * (Cut to Chuck E. and the others)
 * Jasper: I remember that. Not very good.
 * Chuck E.: Well can't you please select another movie?
 * (Cut back to Tim)
 * Tim: Look, I'm really sorry. But decisions are final. Now enjoy the show!
 * (Cut back to the band.)
 * Crusty: What exactly is Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000, anyway?
 * (A loud noise is heard, and all the sirens flash, accompanied by a loud noise.)
 * Munch: What is it?
 * Chuck E.: Crusty, I'll explain it later. Movie time!
 * Pasqually: Ah, ah!
 * (The band members move to the right side of the stage)

Riffing segment 1

 * Jasper (t/s 0:00:05): Dook would love this already!
 * Crusty (t/s 0:00:11): Computer graphics fit for a video game.
 * Chuck E. (t/s 0:00:16): Definitely not a Chuck E. Cheese's dressed as an authentic Italian pizzeria. Oh, no.
 * Pasqually (t/s 0:00:23): That's what I looked like?!
 * Chuck E. (t/s 0:00:32): Nothing exemplies "fun" like showing us having fun with guests.
 * Helen (t/s 0:00:39): With characteristically cheesy music.
 * Munch (t/s 0:00:41): I could've been in an opera with that voice.
 * Jasper (t/s 0:00:47): Or Darth Vader. Imagine you in that costume.
 * Crusty (t/s 0:00:55): It seems Pasqually got some plastic surgery.

Host segment 2

 * Chuck E.: Well,

Riffing segment 3

 * Chuck E. (t/s 45:41): Since when did I sound like a chipmunk?
 * Crusty (t/s 45:43): They probably pitched up your voice accidentally when speeding up that footage.