Magic Night (Japanese Isles) (Johnsonverse)

Cast

 * Aaron Fechter as Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe DeWolfe, and Earl Schmerle
 * Stephanie Sheh as Yui Hirasawa
 * Cristina Valenzuela as Mio Akiyama
 * Cassandra Lee Morris as Ritsu Tainaka
 * Shelby Lindley as Tsumugi "Mugi" Kotobuki

Plot
A storyline is started in which Rolfe DeWolfe is fired from the Japanese franchise after making sexist and racist comments following "Puff the Magic Dragon" when Mio breaks down in tears (sharing much of the same backstory as her Johnson Aligned Universe counterpart, sans any kaiju), which leads Ritsu to bolt off of center stage (much to the surprise of startled audiences) and run to Stage Right, where the Cyberstar monitors show her beating Rolfe and Earl egging her on. Afterwards, Ritsu takes Mio backstage to calm her down while Yui and Mugi explain Mio's behavior, before the band reassembles and plays "Magic" by Olivia-Newton John, completely forgoing the last segment with "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" (the "Michael Jackson Medley" is eliminated in this new version of the Magic Night showtape, replaced by the previously-cut "Magic Touch").

Segment 6

 * (Mio begins crying)
 * Billy Bob: Mio, what's wrong?
 * Rolfe: Yeah, what's wrong? Aren't you afraid of being sent to the kitchen? Oh, how about this? Afraid of your own life, ya cowardly, hysterical crybaby?
 * (Everyone else gasps in shock as Mio cries even more)
 * Rolfe: I-I was joking, all in good fun! Heh-heh. Come on, come on, laugh with me!
 * Earl: Rolfe DeWolfe! In all the 36 years I've seen you insulting people, never have I heard such an offensive insult in my life! I always knew you were a rotten, egotistical geek, but I didn't know you were THIS rotten!
 * Rolfe: "I didn't know you were this rotten!" So what?
 * Earl: You really are a worse person than I thought! You know what? You're not a geek.
 * Rolfe: Really?
 * Earl: You're a CHEAT! You've used me to make big money for years and I just took it! You've insulted Fatz for years and I just took it! Now that you've insulted Mio while she was crying, I'm not going to sit here on your hand and frickin' take this anymore! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, DEWOLFE!
 * (Ritsu is seen shaking as Earl rants, before screaming in a fit of rage)
 * Ritsu: EARL'S RIGHT!
 * (Ritsu gets off her drums and runs behind the closed Center Stage curtain)
 * Ritsu: ROLFE DEWOLFE! NOBODY HARMS MY FRIENDS!
 * (Rolfe looks both ways, scared)
 * Rolfe: Come on, Charlie! Close my curtain! PLEASE CLOSE IT RIGHT NOW!
 * Ritsu: DON'T CLOSE IT, CHARLIE!
 * (Ritsu knocks Rolfe to the ground and begins beating him up. Rolfe sobs)
 * Rolfe: Why are you doing this to me?
 * Ritsu: JUST! GIVING! YOU! WHAT! YOU! DESERVE!
 * (Ritsu continues punching Rolfe, as Earl laughs hysterically; Rolfe screams like a little girl when Ritsu hits him in the crotch)
 * Earl: I never thought I'd see this! GO, RITSU!
 * (Ritsu finishes punching Rolfe, who is badly injured and groaning. She silently gets back up and takes Mio backstage)
 * Billy Bob: We'll be back until Mio is calmed down and Rolfe is sent to the hospital. Hopefully, this does not lead into any more trouble.

Segment 7

 * Billy Bob: And we're back. Now, I'm not going to start with a joke because this is serious. We've just had one of our band members break down in tears, and the fact that some nasty comments were made certainly didn't help.