List of ShowBiz Pizza Place Japan showtapes (Johnsonverse)

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This is a list of showtapes that have played at ShowBiz Pizza Place locations in the Japanese states. Transcripts of the spoken skits will be featured on the showtapes' individual pages.

Regular tapes

2016

Opening Night (March-November 2016 version)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 The Grand Illusion Styx Original song (Center Stage)
New vocals (Stage Left)
Billy Bob
Yui
Mio
Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob)
Dennis DeYoung (Yui)
2 Introducing Ho-kago Tea Time skit Yui
Mio
Ritsu
Mugi
Stephanie Sheh (Yui)
Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)
Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)
Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
Azusa is mentioned during this skit.
3 Heartaches Al Hoffman July 1980 Showtape Ritsu
Mugi
Yui
Mio
Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)
Burt Wilson (Mugi)
Aaron Fechter (Yui)
Jeff Howell (Mio)
4 Roast Beef Sandwich and a Pizza Aaron Fechter July 1980 Showtape Billy Bob
Looney Bird
Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird) The intro was changed for this showtape.
5 Catch-A-Wave The Beach Boys July 1980 Showtape Yui
Mio
Ritsu
Aaron Fechter (Yui and Mio)
Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)
Jeff Howell (Mugi)
6 Why Rolfe is a Jerk skit Yui
Ritsu
Mio
Mugi
Stephanie Sheh (Yui)
Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)
Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)
Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
7 Rolfe & Earl #1 - Hit the Cymbal skit July 1980 Showtape Rolfe DeWolfe
Earl Schmerle
Aaron Fechter (Rolfe and Earl)
8 School Days Chuck Berry July 1980 Showtape Mugi (leading vocals) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
Aaron Fechter (Yui and Mio)
Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)
9 Mugi's Bakery skit Yui
Ritsu
Mio
Mugi
Stephanie Sheh (Yui)
Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)
Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)
Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
10 Rolfe & Earl #2 - Big-Time Hollywood Producer skit 1980 outtake (new recording) Rolfe DeWolfe
Earl Schmerle
Billy Bob
Looney Bird
Mrs. Jones (offstage)
Charlie (offstage)
Mugi
Aaron Fechter (Rolfe, Earl, Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Mrs. Jones, and Charlie)
Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
During the scene where the Barbara Streisand record skips, this scene was reworked so that the Center Stage curtain opens to reveal Mugi has been holding down a key on her keyboard and looking at her phone, apathetic to Earl's ruse. When she notices the curtain open, she points at Earl and says "It was his idea!". When Rolfe menaces Earl with a power saw behind the Stage Right curtain, the girls react in silent horror as Earl screams.
11 Curtain Call skit Yui
Ritsu
Mio
Mugi
Billy Bob
Looney Bird
Rolfe DeWolfe
Earl Schmerle
Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe, and Earl)

Transcript
March-April 2016
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters Involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Welcome In The Rock-afire Explosion Spring 1982 Showtape Yui
Mio
Ritsu
Mugi
Aaron Fechter (Yui and Mio)
Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)
Burt Wilson (Mugi)
2 Introduction/Trouble in the Bakery skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Random ShowBiz cast members (Chef)

During the "Trouble in the Bakery" skit, a smoke machine installed above the bakery counter (officially known as "Mugi's Bakery") releases smoke, and a ShowBiz cast member comes out the door dressed as a chef to tell Mugi that there's been an incident in the kitchen. Mugi has to depart to set things right, leading into "Music Goes Round and Round".
3 Music Goes Round and Round Tommy Dorsey Spring 1982 Showtape Mugi Shelby Lindley (Mugi, introduction)

Burt Wilson (Mugi, main song)

4 2 iTunes Ad skit Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
5 3 Little Sister Elvis Presley Spring 1982 Showtape Yui (lead vocals)

Ritsu (lead vocals)

Mugi (one line)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui, introduction)

Aaron Fechter (Yui, main song)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu, introduction)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu, main song)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

The intro was updated to have Yui and Ritsu realize the script wasn't rewritten, and they aren't sure what to say until the song proper begins.
6 Dragstrip in the Sky Aaron Fechter Spring 1982 Showtape (song)

Intro and closing line newly-recorded

Rolfe DeWolfe (intro)

Earl Schmerle (intro)

Mio (lead vocals)

Yui (end of song)

Aaron Fechter (Rolfe, Earl, and Mio)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

As the Center Stage curtain is closing, Yui can be heard saying "Well, that's dark!"
7 4 Goin' Crazy Duke Chauppetta Spring 1982 Showtape Ritsu (lead vocals)

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Aaron Fechter (Yui)

Jeff Howell (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

8 My Love Intro skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

9 My Love John Lennon Spring 1982 Showtape Ritsu (lead vocals)

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Aaron Fechter (Yui)

Jeff Howell (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

10 5 Hamlet skit Spring 1982 Showtape Rolfe DeWolfe

Earl Schmerle

Mugi

Aaron Fechter (Rolfe and Earl)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

11 You May Be Right Billy Joel Spring 1982 Showtape Mugi (lead vocals) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
12 6 Feelings skit Spring 1982 Showtape

(new recording)

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird) Both the "Feelings" and "Crying" skits were re-recorded to use the modern voices for Billy Bob and Looney Bird.
13 7 Crying skit Spring 1982 Showtape (new recording) Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird) This skit was reworked to add Center Stage, namely the girls noticing that Billy Bob's mic is on and reacting in bewilderment.
14 8 Satisfaction Medley The Rolling Stones/The Yardbirds/Steppenwolf Spring 1982 Showtape Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Earl Schmerle

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Earl, and Yui)

Jeff Howell (Mio)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

15 9 Baseball Aaron Fechter Spring 1982 Showtape Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
Transcript
April-May 2016 (Tribute to Steam Powered Giraffe)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters Involved Vocal Credits Notes
1 1 Clockwork Vaudville Steam Powered Giraffe Original song Yui
Mio
Ritsu
Mugi
Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui)
David Bennett/The Spine (Mugi)
Jon Sprague/The Jon (Ritsu)
Erin Burke/Upgrade (Mio)
2 What Is Steampunk? skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Nodoka

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

Aaron Fechter (Looney Bird)

Nodoka's first appearance on-stage
3 Sky Sharks Steam Powered Giraffe Original song Yui
Mio
Ritsu
Mugi
Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui)
David Bennett/The Spine (Mio)
Sam Luke/Hatchworth (Mugi)
Paul Alborough/Professor Elemental (Ritsu)
4 2 Space Pirates skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

5 Prepare For Boarding Steam Powered Giraffe Original song Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui)

David Bennett/The Spine (Mio)

Sam Luke/Hatchworth (Ritsu)

6 3 Steampunk is Stupid skit Rolfe DeWolfe

Earl Schmerle

Nodoka

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Rolfe, Earl, and Looney Bird)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

7 4 I Am Not Alone Steam Powered Giraffe Original song Mio

Ritsu

Yui

Mugi

Erin Burke/Upgrade (Mio)
Jon Sprague/The Jon (Ritsu)
David Bennett/The Spine (Mugi)
Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui)
8 Honeybee Steam Powered Giraffe Original song Yui

Mio

Mugi

Ritsu

Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui)

David Bennett/The Spine (Mio)

Jon Sprague/The Jon (Mugi)

Michael Philip Reed (Ritsu)

9 5 Fancy Shoes Steam Powered Giraffe Original song Mio

Yui

Mugi

Sam Luke/Hatchworth (Mio)

Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui)

David Bennett/The Spine (Mugi)

Michael Philip Reed (Ritsu)

Because of the amount of movement involved, "Fancy Shoes" is the standard show used for Center Stage diagnostics.
10 6 Brass Goggles Intro skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Nodoka

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

Aaron Fechter (Looney Bird)

11 Brass Goggles Steam Powered Giraffe Original song Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui)

David Bennett/The Spine (Mugi)

Jon Sprague/The Jon (Ritsu)

Erin Burke/Upgrade (Mio)

Transcript
June-July 2016 (Summertime 2016)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original artist Source Characters Involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Summertime George Gerswhin New recording Mugi Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
2 Summer Intro skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

3 Catch-A-Wave The Beach Boys July 1980 Showtape Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi (silent)

Aaron Fechter (Yui and Mio)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Jeff Howell (Mugi)

Recycled from Opening Night showtape
4 2 Under The Boardwalk The Drifters Original song Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Johnny Moore (Yui)

Ernie Hayes (Mugi)

Milt Hinton (Mio)

Gary Chester (Ritsu)

Bob Bushner (Sun)

Everett Barksdale (Moon)

5 3 Summer Nights Song from Grease Rock-afire Explosion outtake Ritsu

Mio

Yui

Mugi

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Aaron Fechter (other backing vocals)

6 4 Not Doing California Girls skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

7 Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini Brian Hyland Gold Collection Tape #3 Mio

Mugi

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio, spoken lines)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi, spoken lines)

8 5 Baseball Aaron Fechter 1982 Spring Showtape Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird) Recycled from March-April 2016 showtape
9 6 Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd Original song Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Ronnie Van Zant (Yui)
10 7 It's Too Darn Hot Skit skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

11 It's Too Darn Hot Ella Fitzgerald New recording Mugi Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
Transcript
August-September 2016 (Tribute to Abbey Road)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original artist Source Characters involved Vocal cast Notes
1 1 Elvis Medley (Blue Suede Shows, All Shook Up, Teddy Bear, Hound Dog, Burning Love, It's Now or Never,

Return To Sender, Puppet On A String, Fools Rush In)

Elvis Presley Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Rolfe DeWolfe

Earl Schmerle

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe, Earl, and Yui)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

2 2 Cotton Fields Creedence Clearwater Revial Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape Mugi Burt Wilson (Mugi)
3 Louisiana Skit skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

This skit was rewritten to instead be about the girls complaining that the script wasn't updated, making them feel like their shows were an afterthought in ShowBiz corporate's eyes. They especially complain about the part in which Fatz and Beach Bear talk about their mothers physically disciplining them as children, likening it to child abuse.
4 Louisiana Randy Newman Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape Mugi

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Aaron Fechter (Yui)

Jeff Howell (Mio)

5 3 Tomorrow/Maybe Songs from Annie Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape Mio Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)
6 4 Children of the Rock Duke Chauppetta Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape Ritsu Jeff Howell (Interviewer)

Various uncredited children

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

7 5 Goofy Gas Aaron Fechter Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
8 6 Abbey Road Medley (You Never Give Me Your Money, Sun King, Mean Mr. Mustard, Polythene Pam, She Came

In Through The Bathroom Window, Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, The End, Her Majesty)

The Beatles Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape Yui
Mio
Ritsu
Mugi
Billy Bob
Earl Schmerle
Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Earl, Yui during "Polythene Pam")

Transcript
September-October 2016 (Magic Night)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Magic Night Intro skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Billy Bob

Rolfe DeWolfe

Earl Schmerle

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Rolfe, and Earl)

2 Magic Medley (Magical Mystery Tour, Black Magic Woman, Magic Carpet Ride) The Beatles/Fleetwood Mac/Steppenwolf Magic Night 1984 showtape Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Billy Bob

Earl Schmerle

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Earl)

3 2 Mugi's Witch Story skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

4 That Old Black Magic Rod Stewart Magic Night 1984 showtape Mio

Mugi

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

5 3 The Magic Touch Intro skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

6 The Magic Touch The Platters Magic Night 1984 showtape (outtake) Ritsu

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Jeff Howell (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

7 4 Letters to Looney Bird skit Yui

Mio

Mugi

Ritsu

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

8 Little Arrows Leapy Lee Magic Night 1984 showtape Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
9 5 Magic Medley Intro skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

10 Magic Medley (Abracadabra, You Can Do Magic) Steve Miller Band/America Magic Night 1984 showtape Ritsu

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

11 6 Multiple Voice Syndrome skit Magic Night 1984 showtape Rolfe DeWolfe

Earl Schmerle

Billy Bob

Aaron Fechter, Billy Bob, Rolfe, and Earl)
12 Puff the Magic Dragon Peter, Paul, and Mary Magic Night 1984 showtape Billy Bob

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

During the song, Mio looks like she's struggling to keep her composure. This foreshadows the next skit.
13 7 Workplace Violence skit Ritsu

Mio

Rolfe DeWolfe

Earl Schmerle

Charlie (not seen)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Aaron Fechter (Rolfe and Earl)

Perhaps the most famous skit ever done at Japanese States locations, this skit involves Mio crying with an open mic following the intermission after "Puff the Magic Dragon", and Rolfe making racially and sexually insensitive comments; before the skit begins, Earl makes a disclaimer stating that the skit contains content not suitable for children. Ritsu hears this, and runs outside the closed Center Stage curtain, the first public demonstration of the AnimeTronics' mobility. Angrily looking around, Rolfe quickly tries telling Charlie to close the Stage Right curtain, but Ritsu runs through it anyway and begins beating up Rolfe while Earl eggs her on and laughs. After sating her lust for revenge, she takes Mio backstage to calm her down.
14 8 Mio's Story skit Yui

Mugi

Ritsu

Mio

Billy Bob

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob)

Following another intermission, Yui and Mugi tell Billy Bob why Mio was crying and Ritsu was uncharacteristically angry and violent. Ritsu and Mio eventually return and, emotionally drained, decide to forgo "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" and just do one last song, one important to Mio.
15 Magic Olivia Newton-John Magic Night 1984 showtape Mio

Ritsu

Yui

Mugi

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Transcript
November 2016 (On Strike)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 CEC TV News - Ho-kago Tea Time on Strike! skit Chuck E. Cheese
Crusty the Cat
Tim Johnson
Mr. Munch
Dook LaRue

Fatz Geronimo (voice only)
Pasqually P. Pieplate
Ritsu
Mio
Yui
Mugi

Several audience members

Duncan Brannan (Chuck E. Cheese)
Jaret Reddick (Crusty the Cat)
Tim Johnson (himself)
Chris Hill (Mr. Munch)
Earl Fisher (Pasqually)
Duke Chauppetta (Dook)

Burt Wilson (Fatz)
Stephanie Sheh (Yui)
Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)
Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

This skit appears entirely on the Cyberstar monitors. After Chuck E. and Crusty report on the strike (which includes a visual gag involving Yui and Mugi misinterpreting what a picket line is by erecting a picket fence around a ShowBiz Pizza Place location), Tim Johnson himself takes over and, in the style of his review segment on Fireside Chat with Tim Johnson, reports on other stories, such as "local idiot" Mr. Munch panning for pizza in a river like it was gold, Pasqually being a terrible comedian, Dook being dumber than rocks but somehow a good musician with a "voice of gold", and Nodoka not being a smart as she thinks, pointing out that she read a teleprompter in her steampunk lesson (she couldn't be reached for comment). This skit also appeared as intermission segments at contiguous ShowBiz Pizza Place and Chuck E. Cheese's locations.
2 2 Introducing Ui Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

First on-stage appearance of Ui.
3 What Now? Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

This skit continues from the last one, and is about 45 minutes long. At one point, they try to call up Uncle Klunk, only to find he changed his number and the old number is now a sex hotline. Ui hangs up before anything explicit is said, though she does drop an F-bomb in response (that is censored). Looney Bird uses an Anti-Gravity Freedom Machine to make a joke, only for it to be a joke Pasqually told earlier. Much of this skit was Fechter and Huynh improvising.
4 Commentaries Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Dook (archive footage)

Beach Bear (archive footage)

Fatz (archive footage)

Mitzi (archive footage)

Rolfe (archive footage)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Earl, and Rolfe)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Duke Chauppetta (Dook, archive footage)

Rick Bailey (Beach Bear, archive footage)

Burt Wilson (Fatz, archive footage)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mitzi, archive footage)

This skit contains footage from various showtapes.
5 Skyping with Munch's Make-Believe Band, Classic Songs and Fan Mail Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Chuck E. Cheese

Crusty the Cat

Helen Henny

Pasqually P. Pieplate

Jasper T. Jowls

Mr. Munch

Tim Johnson

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Duncan Brannan (Chuck E.)

Jaret Reddick (Crusty)

Caroline Richardson (Helen)

Earl Fisher (Pasqually)

Jeremy Blaido (Jasper)

Chris Hill (Munch)

Tim Johnson (himself; offscreen)

Munch's Make-Believe Band is depicted as puppets on the Cyberstar monitors. Tim Johnson is heard off-camera at one point firing the programming director for CEC TV for approving a panel debate about whether or not pizza occurs in nature (in this case, literally firing him with a flamethrower; Tim later said in the next CEC News segment that the director was unharmed). Several songs are played during this skit. At the end, Ui calls Johnson, who tells him to fill the rest of the time with reading fan mail.
Transcript
November-December 2016 (Christmas 2016)
No. Song/Skit Original artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 There's No Place Like Home Glen Campbell Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Ritsu

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

First on-stage appearance of Azusa
2 Welcome/Looney Bird Won't Sing skit Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird) This skit segues into the next. In the original version, Billy Bob announces they will start with Mitzi. In this version, he instead directs everyone's attention to Center Stage.
3 Introducing Azusa skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

According to this skit, this was the first time Yui had heard her sister Ui had been hired by ShowBiz Japan to replace Rolfe.
4 Jingle Bell Rock Bobby Helms Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Mio

Yui

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

5 Looney Bird Sings skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

This skit's ending was expanded, in which it is revealed that Looney Bird's mom wasn't actually present; Ui impersonated her from behind the Stage Right curtain, not even having to change her voice. Looney Bird overhears the girls' snickering, and calls them terrible, while Earl calls Ui devious.
6 Please Come Home For Christmas Eagles Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Yui Rick Bailey (Yui) The spoken bridge in which Fatz talks about his girl Esmeralda and tells the audience to wash their bunions is deleted, due to not applying to Ho-kago Tea Time.
7 Joy to the World Isaac Watts Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

8 Thinking About Home skit Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

9 O Holy Night Placide Cappeau Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Mugi

Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

10 Little Drummer Boy Katherine Kennicott Davis Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Ritsu

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)
11 White Christmas Bing Crosby Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

12 Little Saint Nick The Beach Boys Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

13 Run Run Rudolph Chuck Berry Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Mio

Mugi

Yui

Ritsu

Azusa

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

14 Ritsu's Original Song skit Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

15 Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town Bruce Springsteen Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

16 Sleigh Ride Medley Various Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

The programming guide said that when Yui calls Frosty the Snowman a "jolly, happy dude", Azusa was supposed to give her a mildly irritated look. In the final product, Azusa was instead programmed to look like she's trying not to laugh as a joke; this was caught during production, but the decision was made to keep it, to show that Azusa missed Yui's antics.
17 Winter Wonderland Felix Bernard Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Burt Wilson (Mugi)
16 We Wish You a Merry Christmas unknown Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Earl)

Unknown actress (Ui)

To date, Ui's singing voice during group numbers has never been identified. It is believed that either Shelby Lindley (Mugi's speaking voice) provides it uncredited, or Huynh herself pulls double-duty as Ui's speaking and singing voices; neither have been verified by any official sources. This is due to the fact that, in the original Homely for Christmas showtape, Rolfe and Earl were completely absent.
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December 2016-January 2017 (New Year's Eve 2017)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 New Years Intro Skit skit Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird) Billy Bob notes that this particular showtape is a countdown of the top five songs from 2016, as voted on by fans on the official ShowBiz Pizza Place Facebook page.
2 Fancy Shoes Steam Powered Giraffe Original song Yui

Mio

Azusa

Ritsu

Sam Luke/Hatchworth (Mio)

Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui)

David Bennett/The Spine (Azusa)

Michael Philip Reed (Ritsu)

This song was reprogrammed to move The Spine's vocals from Mugi to Azusa.
3 2 Earl Lang Xyme Skit skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

4 Magic Medley (Abracadabra, You Can Do Magic) Steve Miller Band/America Magic Night 1984 showtape Ritsu

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

Previously-unassigned vocals performed by Jeff Howell were given to Azusa for this version.
5 3 Resolutions Skit skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

6 Puff The Magic Dragon Peter, Paul, and Mary Magic Night 1984 showtape Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

For this version, everyone on Center Stage moves around Mio following the events of Magic Night.
7 4 When The Saints Go Marching In unknown New recording Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

This marks one of the rare occasions where Sheh, Morris, Valenzuela, Cabanos, and Huynh provide their own singing.
8 5 Honeybee Steam Powered Giraffe Original song Yui

Mio

Azusa

Ritsu

Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui)

David Bennett/The Spine (Mio)

Jon Sprague/The Jon (Azusa)

Michael Philip Reed (Ritsu)

This song was reprogrammed to move The Jon's vocals from Mugi to Azusa, as in the original show, Mugi just stood awkwardly while singing during the first verse before she began playing her keyboard during the second verse.
9 Auld Lang Syne Robert Burns New Years Eve '82 showtape Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

This is another rare occasion where Yui, Mio, Ritsu, Azusa, and Ui's speaking voices do their own singing.
10 Magic Olivia Newton-John Magic Night 1984 showtape Mio

Yui

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

Previously-unassigned vocals performed by Jeff Howell were given to Azusa for this version.
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2017

Opening Night (November 2016-present)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 The Grand Illusion Styx Original song (Center Stage)
New vocals (Stage Left)
Billy Bob
Yui
Mio
Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob)
Dennis DeYoung (Yui)
2 Introducing Ho-kago Tea Time skit Yui
Mio
Ritsu
Mugi

Azusa

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)
Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)
Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)
Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

3 Heartaches Al Hoffman July 1980 Showtape Ritsu
Mugi
Yui
Mio
Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)
Burt Wilson (Mugi)
Aaron Fechter (Yui)
Jeff Howell (Mio)
4 Roast Beef Sandwich and a Pizza Aaron Fechter July 1980 Showtape Billy Bob
Looney Bird
Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird) The intro was changed for this showtape.
5 Catch-A-Wave The Beach Boys July 1980 Showtape Yui
Mio
Ritsu
Aaron Fechter (Yui and Mio)
Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)
Jeff Howell (Mugi)
6 Ui and Yui skit Yui
Ritsu
Mio
Mugi

Ui

Earl

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)
Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)
Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)
Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Aaron Fechter (Earl)

7 Ui & Earl skit Ui

Earl

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Aaron Fechter (Earl)

8 School Days Chuck Berry July 1980 Showtape Mugi (leading vocals) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
Aaron Fechter (Yui and Mio)
Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)
9 Mugi's Bakery skit Yui
Ritsu
Mio
Mugi

Azusa

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)
Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)
Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)
Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

11 Curtain Call skit Yui
Ritsu
Mio
Mugi
Billy Bob
Looney Bird
Ui
Earl Schmerle
Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

January-February 2017 (Country Night)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Country Night Intro skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

2 Big Iron Marty Robbins Original song Yui

Mio

Azusa

Marty Robbins (Yui)
3 2 Riders in the Sky Vaughn Monroe and his Orchestra Original song Mugi Vaughn Monroe (Mugi)
3 3 Country Bird Songs skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

4 Country Medley Numerous Country Night 1983 showtape Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Earl Schmerle

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

5 4 Sixteen Tons Intro skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

6 Sixteen Tons Tennessee Ernie Ford Original song Mugi Tennessee Ernie Ford (Mugi)
7 5 Jasper and Harmony's Skype Call skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Jasper T. Jowls

Harmony Howlette

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Jeremy Blaido (Jasper)

Lee Ann Womack (Harmony)

Jasper and Harmony appear on the left and right Cyberstar monitors in puppet form, respectively.
8 9 to 5 Dolly Parton Original song and Working for a Living 1992 showtape Mio

Jasper T. Jowls

Dolly Parton (Mio)

Bob West (Jasper)

This song was a mix of the original Dolly Parton recording, and the recording made for the 1992 Chuck E. Cheese's showtape "Working for a Living Show". As a result, Jasper's singing voice is done by Bob West instead of Jeremy Blaido.
9 6 Loving and Losing in the Old West skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

10 Heartaches by the Number Guy Mitchell Original song Yui

Mio

Azusa

Guy Mitchell (Yui)
11 7 Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up Be Cowboys Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson Original song Yui

Azusa

Willie Nelson (Yui)

Waylon Jennings (Azusa)

12 8 Ring of Fire Intro skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl Schmerle

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

13 Ring of Fire Johnny Cash Original Ritsu Johnny Cash (Ritsu)
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February-March 2017 (Trivia Night)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Trivia Question #1 - Science skit Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Nodoka

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

This is the second showtape where Nodoka replaces Billy Bob as a guest character
2 She Blinded Me With Science Thomas Dalby 1984 Trivia Night showtape Ui

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Ui's singing voice, Earl, and Looney Bird)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui's speaking voice)

3 Trivia Question #2 - African Geography skit Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Nodoka

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

4 Africa Toto Original song Mugi

Ritsu

Yui

Ui

David Paich (Mugi)

Bobby Kimball (Ui)

Steve Lukather (Yui)

Timothy B. Schmit (Mio)

This is the first time Ui puts Earl down to join Ho-Kago Tea Time with her own rhythm guitar. To accomplish this, the right arm assembly from the Rolfe animatronic was partially dismantled and inserted inside Earl so he could operate independently. Mio and Azusa are seated in the chairs near the back of Center Stage for the duration of this song.
5 2 Trivia Question #3 - Mugi's Giant Television skit Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Nodoka

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

6 Frank's 2,000" TV "Weird Al" Yankovic Original song Yui

Mio

Azusa

"Weird Al" Yankovic (Yui)

Jim West (Mio)

Steve Jay (Azusa)

7 3 Trivia Question #4 - Who's Never Introduced a Show skit Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Nodoka

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

8 Secrets That You Keep The Romantics 1984 Trivia Night showtape Mio Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)
9 4 Trivia Question #5 - Tubes Trivia skit Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Nodoka

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

This skit begins with the answer for question four, which ends up being Jun Suzuki. This foreshadowed her future appearances as a guest character. In the original Rock-afire Explosion version, the answer was Choo-Choo, but this had to be changed due to Choo-Choo being omitted from stages with the Ho-kago Tea Time configuration.
10 Talk To You Later The Tubes 1984 Trivia Night showtape Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

11 5 Trivia Question #6 - B.J. Thomas' First Song skit Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Nodoka

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

12 B.J. Thomas Medley" (Eyes of a New York Woman, I'm so Lonesome I Could Cry, Hooked on a Feeling, No Love at All) B.J. Thomas 1984 Trivia Night showtape Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

Billy Bob appears via Cyberstar monitor during "No Love At All", due to Nodoka not being a singer.
13 6 Letters To Looney Bird - Trivia Question #7 skit
14 Bang The Drum All Day Todd Rundgren 1984 Trivia Night showtape Ritsu

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

15 7 Trivia Question #8 - Shoes skit Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Nodoka

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

16 Fancy Shoes Steam Powered Giraffe Original song Yui

Mio

Azusa

Ritsu

Sam Luke/Hatchworth (Mio)

Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui)

David Bennett/The Spine (Azusa)

Michael Philip Reed (Ritsu)

This song was recycled from the "Tribute to Steam Powered Giraffe" showtape, using the programming from the "New Year's Eve 2017" showtape.
Transcript
April-May 2017 (On the Road)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Blue Moon The Marcels Fall Harvest 2015 showtape Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Sarah Locke (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

This marked the first time a song had been recycled from a mainland United States showtape, as well as the first time Mio used Sarah Locke's vocals.
2 On the Road Intro skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

3 On the Road Again Willie Nelson unknown Billy Bob Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob)
4 2 Mr. Bassman Johnny Cymbal Rock-afire Explosion outtake Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Mugi

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Yui is seated during this song.
5 Roadtrip Memories skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

6 Crocodile Rock Elton John Original song Yui

Ui

Elton John (Yui)

Elton John (Ui, falsetto backing vocals)

Ui puts Earl down and walks over to Center Stage to join HTT for this song. Azusa is seated during this song.
7 3 Traffic Jams skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

8 Life is a Highway Tom Cochrane Gold Collection Tape #3 Mio

Mugi

Ui

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Ui, and Earl)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Yui is seated during this song.
9 4 Around the Country skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

10 Heart of Rock n' Roll Huey Lewis and the News Concept Unification Premiere Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Scott Wilson (Mugi and Azusa)

Bob West (Yui and Ritsu)

Nancy Lenehan (Mio)

This is the first Munch's Make-Believe Band song recycled wholesale for a Ho-kago Tea Time showtape. The original footage of the Bullhorns puppets is also recycled. At the very end of the song, the Wink (using its design from the Rockstar Stage) appears on the Cyberstar monitor due to difficulties removing the Wink sound from the song.
11 5 Route 66 Chuck Berry Original song Azusa Chuck Berry (Azusa)
12 Breaking Up a Long Drive skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

13 Born to Run Bruce Springsteen Crazy Colander Night 1983 showtape Yui Rick Bailey (Yui)
14 6 Scenery skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

15 The Farmer's Song (Looking At Life Through a Farmer's Eyes) Bryan Daly Original song Mio Ken Barrie (Mio)
Transcript

WORK-IN-PROGRESS

June-August 2017 (Summertime 2017)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Hot Fun in the Summertime Sly and the Family Stone Original song Yui

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Freddie Stone (Yui)

Larry Graham (Mio)

Rose Stone (Azusa)

Sly Stone (Mugi)

2 Summer Intro skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Jun

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Aaron Fechter (Earl)

Michelle Ann Dunphy (Jun)

Jun's first appearance on-stage
3 Hip To Be Square Huey Lewis and the News Original song Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Jun

Huey Lewis (Yui)

Mario Cipollina (Mio)

Bill Gibson (Ritsu)

Sean Hopper (Mugi)

Johnny Colla (Azusa)

Chris Hayes (Jun)

4 2 Is Rolfe Innocent? skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Jun

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Aaron Fechter (Earl)

Michelle Ann Dunphy (Jun)

5 Everybody Wants to Rule the World Tears for Fears Original song Ui

Jun

Azusa

Ritsu

Mugi

Roland Orzabel (Ui)

Curt Smith (Jun)

Ian Stanley (Azusa)

Deemed a "New Leaf Girls" reunion, Ui and Jun join Azusa on Center Stage (Ritsu had to substitute for Sumire Saito as drummer due to the fact they lost contact with her after graduating high school). Yui and Mio are seated during this song, and Ui puts Earl down.
6
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9
Happy Birthday America (July 1-4, 2017)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters Involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 "The Liberty Show" (America Is, America, Calling America, Born In the USA, Rockin in the USA, Back in the USA,

In America, For America)

B.J. Thomas, Neil Diamond, Electric Light Orchestra, Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, Chuck Berry, Stephen Sondheim, Jackson Browne 1986 Happy B-Day Liberty showtape Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Duke Chaupetta (Ritsu)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

This showtape was the first "override tape", in that it took priority over whatever tape was playing at the time, and all locations had to play it and follow the special instructions attached to it. In this case, as it came while the Summertime 2017 showtape was in use, all Japanese States locations were required to quickly reinstall Billy Bob and Looney Bird, as well as to reinstall the Smitty's Super Service Station backdrop and relocate Jun to Center Stage; in preparation for this, two additional sets of contact points were installed around the time the stage was retrofitted for Azusa, the second set being for Ui. Both Ui (holding Earl) and Jun are on Center Stage during this song, standing off to the left side. An alternate version of this tape with Jun on Stage Left is known to exist, but it was decided to quickly reinstall Billy Bob and Looney Bird for a four-day period in order to reuse "The Liberty Show".


This version of "The Liberty Show" removed the canned applause.

2 God Bless the USA Lee Greenwood New recording Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Jun

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Earl)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Chloe Johnson (Ui)

Michelle Ann Dunphy (Jun)

This is one of the rare occasions where the speaking voices for the K-On! characters did their own singing (besides Lindley). The song was recorded in January 2017, around the time of Donald Trump's inauguration, and the voice cast felt it was important to show their solidarity against what they viewed as a "malevolent fascist regime" by singing "God Bless the USA" themselves instead of falling back on archived Creative Engineering material. This was reflected in the spoken dialogue, in which Ho-kago Tea Time affirms they will stand against racism of all forms, "even if it comes from the top". Aaron Fechter, a registered Republican who had Trump campaign signs on the main CEI property during the election, was opposed to these attacks against "his president", but Tim Johnson pulled rank and told him to "shut up"; Fechter, wary of another falling-out between CEI and ShowBiz and another Concept Unification, wisely did so. Hyunh did not do her own singing, and Chloe Johnson confirmed on MySpace that she was Ui's singing voice for this song.


In addition, Ui and Earl are on Center Stage due to Stage Right being used for the Statue of Liberty.

3 The Unveiling of Liberty skit Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Earl)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Michelle Ann Dunphy (Jun)

As in the original 1986 version, the Statue of Liberty animatronic was built around Rolfe's mech. As the right-arm assembly on all Japanese States Rolfes had been cannibalized for use on Ui, a new arm assembly was issued to all stores.


This newly-recorded version removed the canned applause to maintain the seriousness of the show.

Transcript
September-October 2017 (Magic Night Redux)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Magic Night Intro skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Billy Bob

Earl

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Earl)

2 Magic Medley (Magical Mystery Tour, Black Magic Woman, Magic Carpet Ride) The Beatles/Fleetwood Mac/Steppenwolf Magic Night 1984 showtape Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Earl

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Earl)

November-December 2017 (Christmastime 2017)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Wizards in Winter Trans-Siberian Orchestra Original song Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

instrumental
2
3
December 2017-January 2018 (New Year's Eve 2018)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1

WORK-IN-PROGRESS

2018

January-March 2018
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley Original song Ritsu Rick Astley (Ritsu)
2 What is Rickrolling?
April-May 2018 (Police Night)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Bad Boys Inner Circle Original song Yui

Mugi

Mio

Calton Coffie (Yui)

Bernard Harvey (Mugi)

Harry Newman (Mio)

Azusa is seated during the song. At the end of the song, Mio recites the opening disclaimer from the television series COPS. The programming guide erroneously calls for Ritsu to be seated during this song, as her default position during normal operations is sitting on her drum throne.
2 History of the Police skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Ui

Earl

Nodoka

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Aaron Fechter (Looney Bird and Earl)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

3
4 2
Transcript (W.I.P.)
June-August 2018 (Parents' Night)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Who Let the Dogs Out Baha Men New recording Earl Aaron Fechter (Earl)
2 Who Said We Lip-Sync? skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Sarah Locke (Mio, some lines)

Carolyn Richardson (Mio, some lines)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu, some lines)

Earl Fisher (Ritsu, some lines)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

This sketch addresses the rumor that the band lip-syncs. In reality, they have the inborn ability to change their voices at will for reasons scientists are still trying to figure out (Ritsu specifically uses the self-deprecating term "X-Men Wannabes"), and Ritsu and Mio reminisce about the prank calls they pulled using this ability as kids.
3 I Ain't Gay Aaron Fechter Original song Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Rolfe is replaced by Ui for this version, and Billy Bob's response to Ui is redubbed accordingly.
4 Regarding "I Ain't Gay" skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

5 2 Kerry's Waltz Aaron Fechter Original song Billy Bob Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob)
6 Who's Kerry? skit
7 Sittin' Too Long Aaron Fechter Original song Yui

Mugi

Billy Bob

Ui

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Aaron Fechter (Mugi, Billy Bob, Ui, Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui, spoken line)

8
9 Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) C+C Music Factory Original song Yui

Ui

Martha Wash (Yui)

Freedom Williams (Ui)

Ui puts Earl down and walks over to Center Stage to join HTT for this song. Azusa and Mio seated during this song. As in the previous showtape, the programming guide calls for Ritsu to be seated during this song, even though she is already seated during normal operations.
10 3
11 The Final Countdown Europe Decades Night 2018 showtape Yui Rick Bailey (Yui)
Transcript (W.I.P.)
September-October 2018 (Halloween)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1
November-December 2018 (Christmastime 2018)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1
December 2018-January 2019 (New Year's Eve 2019)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1

2019

January-February 2019
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1
March-April 2019
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1
May-June 2019
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1
July-September 2019
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 We Are the Champions Queen
October-November 2019
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1
November-December 2019 (Christmastime 2019)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1
December 2019-January 2020 (New Year's Eve 2020)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1

2020

January-February 2020 (40 Years of Fun)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Heartaches Al Hoffman July 1980 Showtape Ritsu
Mugi
Yui
Mio
Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)
Burt Wilson (Mugi)
Aaron Fechter (Yui)
Jeff Howell (Mio)
Azusa is seated during this song due to a lack of an available vocal track (as this song was recorded before Shalisa Sloan James was cast as Mitzi); recycled from Opening Night showtape
2 Celebrating 40 Years skit
March-May 2020 (Hard Times)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 All Star
June-August 2020 (Summertime 2020)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Disco Inferno The Trammps Decades Night 2018 showtape Ritsu

Yui

Mio

Billy Bob

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Sarah Locke (Mio)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob)

September-November 2020
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1
November-December 2020 (Christmastime 2020)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1
December 2020-January 2021 (New Year's Eve 2021)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1

2021

January-February 2021
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1
Tribute to America (January 7-21, 2021)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 "The Liberty Show" (America Is, America, Calling America, Born In the USA, Rockin in the USA, Back in the USA,

In America, For America)

B.J. Thomas, Neil Diamond, Electric Light Orchestra, Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, Chuck Berry, Stephen Sondheim, Jackson Browne 1986 Happy B-Day Liberty showtape Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Duke Chaupetta (Ritsu)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

In the wake of the Capitol insurrection on January 6, 2021, an "Emergency Override" was issued to all ShowBiz Pizza Time, Inc.-owned locations to immediately play all American-related material as a show of strength in the face of the coup attempt. For Japanese States ShowBiz Pizza Place locations, a new version of the "Happy Birthday America" showtape from July 2017 was quickly put together with new programming for Nodoka, Sawako, and Rolfe (the latter making his first on-stage appearance at a Japanese States ShowBiz location since 2016). For this tape, Stage Right was hastily redressed as Rolfe's stage, and Earl and the right arm assembly off of Rolfe were quickly put back on the Rolfe animatronic.
2 God Bless the USA Lee Greenwood New Recording Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Jun

Nodoka

Sawako

Rolfe

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe, Earl)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Michelle Ann Dunphy (Jun)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

Karen Strassman (Sawako)

For this revision of "God Bless the USA", new vocals for Nodoka, Sawako, and Rolfe were added to the original 2017 recording. Xanthe Huynh also dubbed over Chloe Johnson's vocals.
3 We Stand Against Hate skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Ui

Jun

Nodoka

Sawako

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Michelle Ann Dunphy (Jun)

Laura Bailey (Nodoka)

Karen Strassman (Sawako)

This skit depicts the K-On! characters stating their intent to stand together against hate and ignorance.
4 Golden Dream Robert Moline and Randy Bright Original song Yui

Ui

Richard Page (Yui)

Siedah Garrett (Ui)

The original visuals from The American Adventure at Epcot are reused for the Cyberstar segment.
5 The Future of America skit Yui

Ui

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

6 Golden Dream (finale) Robert Moline and Randy Bright Original song Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Ui

Jun

Nodoka

Sawako

Choir (uncredited) The finale merely features the K-On! characters backlit by red, white, and blue.
Transcript
March-May 2021
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1

Special tapes

Show Selector skits
No. Skit Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 Sincere Thanks (Rolfe & Earl) 1990s Show Selector reels Rolfe

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Rolfe and Earl) Used from March to November 2016
2 Sincere Thanks (Ui & Earl) New recording Ui

Earl

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

Aaron Fechter (Earl)

Used since November 2016
3 Tips 1990s Show Selector reels Rolfe

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Rolfe and Earl)
4 Gotcha New recording Mugi Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
5 I'm Gonna Shut Up
6 Button Roots
7 Cream Soda
8 Jump Down
9 Knock Knock
10 Somebody Pressed That Button
11 Music Goes Round
12 Thank You
13 You Pressed My Button
14 Got The Bugs Out 1990s Show Selector reels Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
15 Junk
16 Lights Out
17 Made Our Day
18 Mandate From the People
19 Newsflash
20 Not Exactly Fast
21 Smart Audience
22 Water Under the Bridge
23 Power Blew (without Azusa) Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Rick Bailey (Yui, singing)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio, singing)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu, singing)

Burt Wilson (Mugi, singing)

24 Power Blew (with Azusa) Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Rick Bailey (Yui, singing)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio, singing)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu, singing)

Burt Wilson (Mugi, singing)

25 Herman the Worm (without Azusa) Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

26 Herman the Worm (with Azusa) Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Birthday Shows (pre-November 2016 version)
No. Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters Involved Vocal credits Notes
1 Birthday Medley The Crest, The Beatles, and Sam Cooke ShowBiz Pizza Place 3-Birthday Reels Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Rolfe

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Yui, Mio, Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe, Earl)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu, spoken line)

Jeff Howell (Sun)

Billy Bob and Looney Bird appear via Cyberstar monitors if guest characters are used in their place. If Nodoka is used, only Billy Bob appears via Cyberstar monitors while Nodoka sits down to take a break.
2 Birthday (Beatles) The Beatles Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Rolfe

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Yui, Mio, Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe, Earl)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

3 Sal's Birthday Burt Wilson Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Rolfe

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Yui, Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe, Earl, himself)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Monique Danielle (Mio)

Sadie Dingfelder (Little Girl)

4 Happy Birthday to You Patty and Mildred J. Hill (disputed) Gold Collection B'Day Tape #1 (with additional vocals) Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Ritsu

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Ui, Earl)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi, Sun, Moon)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi, spoken line)

Fatz' line "Hey, we got a birthday in the house!" is redubbed with Shelby Lindley voicing Mugi.
5 Birthday Spectacular ShowBiz Pizza Time, Inc. (songs, except for "Happy Birthday to You")

Creative Engineering (content)

Celebration Showtape (1980s) Billy Bob

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Announcer

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui, spoken)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio, spoken)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu, spoken)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi, spoken)

Rick Bailey (Yui, singing)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio, singing)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu, singing)

Burt Wilson (announcer and Mugi, singing)

Billy Bob and Looney Bird appear via Cyberstar monitors if guest characters are used in their place. If Nodoka is used, only Billy Bob appears via Cyberstar monitors while Nodoka sits down to take a break.
6 Birthday Bop Creative Engineering (content, except for "Happy Birthday to You") Gold Collection B'Day Tape #1 Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Ritsu

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Earl)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui, spoken)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio, spoken)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi, spoken)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu, spoken) Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

7 Happy Rare Earth Birthday Creative Engineering (content)

Rare Earth (songs, except for "Happy Birthday to You")

Gold Collection B'Day Tape #1 Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Ritsu

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Ui, Earl)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu, spoken)

Birthday Shows (November 2016-present version)
No. Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters Involved Vocal credits Notes
1 Birthday Medley The Crest, The Beatles, and Sam Cooke ShowBiz Pizza Place 3-Birthday Reels Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Yui, Mio, Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Ui, Earl)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu, spoken line)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

2 Birthday (Beatles) The Beatles Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Rolfe

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Yui, Mio, Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Ui, Earl)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

3 Sal's Birthday Burt Wilson Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Rolfe

Earl

Aaron Fechter (Yui, Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Ui, Earl, himself)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Monique Danielle (Mio)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

Sadie Dingfelder (Little Girl)

4 Happy Birthday to You Patty and Mildred J. Hill (disputed) Gold Collection B'Day Tape #1 (with additional vocals) Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Ui

Earl

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Ritsu

Azusa

Sun

Moon

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Ui, Earl)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi, Sun, Moon)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi, spoken line)

Same as the pre-November 2016 version, with Klunk's vocals from the mainland US version assigned to Azusa.
5 Birthday Spectacular ShowBiz Pizza Time, Inc. (songs, except for "Happy Birthday to You")

Creative Engineering (content)

Celebration Showtape (1980s) Billy Bob

Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Announcer

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui, spoken)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio, spoken)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu, spoken)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi, spoken)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa, spoken)

Rick Bailey (Yui, singing)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio, singing)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu, singing)

Burt Wilson (announcer and Mugi, singing)

Jeff Howell (Azusa, singing)

Billy Bob and Looney Bird appear via Cyberstar monitors if guest characters are used in their place. If Nodoka is used, only Billy Bob appears via Cyberstar monitors while Nodoka sits down to take a break. In this version, new vocals from Jeff Howell are assigned to Azusa.
6 Birthday Bop Creative Engineering (content, except for "Happy Birthday to You") Gold Collection B'Day Tape #1 (with additional vocals) Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Ritsu

Azusa

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Earl)

Stephanie Sheh (Yui, spoken)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio, spoken)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi, spoken)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu, spoken) Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

In this version, Jeff Howell records new vocals for Azusa.
7 Happy Rare Earth Birthday Creative Engineering (content)

Rare Earth (songs, except for "Happy Birthday to You")

Gold Collection B'Day Tape #1 (with additional vocals) Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Yui

Mio

Mugi

Ritsu

Azusa

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Ui, Earl)

Rick Bailey (Yui)

Shalisa Sloan James (Mio)

Burt Wilson (Mugi)

Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)

Jeff Howell (Azusa)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu, spoken)

In this version, Jeff Howell records new vocals for Azusa.
Adults-Only Night (2019)
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters Involved Vocal credits Notes
0 0 NSFW Disclaimer skit Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
1 1 Bleed It Out Linkin Park Original song Azusa

Ritsu

Mike Shinoda (Azusa)

Chester Bennington (Ritsu)

2 Adult Night Intro/Let The Madness Begin skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

3 The Dirtiest Song That Ain't Aurelio Voltaire Original song Yui Aurelio Voltaire (Yui)
4 2 Fucked With An Anchor Alestorm Original song Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Christopher Bowes (Yui)

Betsy Neal (Mio)

Kane Neal (Azusa)

Chris Short (Ui)

Ui puts Earl down to join the band on Center Stage.
5 Is This Right? skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

6 Fuck You Lily Allen Original song Mio Lily Allen (Mio)
7 3 Highway to Hell AC/DC Original song Yui

Mio

Azusa

Bon Scott (Yui)

Cliff Williams (Mio)

Malcolm Young (Azusa)

8 Paradise City Guns n' Roses Original song Mugi

Yui

Mio

Azusa

Ritsu

Axl Rose (Mugi)

Slash (Yui)

Duff "Rose" McKagan (Mio)

Izzy Stradlin (Ritsu)

9 4 Saccharine Smile Donots Original song Yui

Ritsu

Mio

Mugi

Azusa

Ingo Knollmann (Yui)

Guido Knollmann (Azusa)

Jan-Dirk "Purgen" Poggemann (Mio)

Alex Siedenbiedel (Mugi)

10 Letters to Looney Bird - Addressing Certain Rumors skit Yui

Mio

Ritsu

Mugi

Azusa

Ui

Earl

Stephanie Sheh (Yui)

Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)

Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu)

Shelby Lindley (Mugi)

Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl)

Xanthe Huynh (Ui)

This skit addressed rumors about Ritsu and Mio being in a same-sex relationship. They continuously dodged the question and acted suspicious. The rest of the band, also acting suspicious, as if they know something, decide to end the show after one last song.
11 Beelzeboss Tenacious D Original song Yui

Azusa

Mugi

Jack Black (Yui)

Kyle Gass (Azusa)

Dave Grohl (Mugi)

The censored version of this song was used in the Halloween 2018 showtape.
Transcript

Backup shows

NOTE: These shows are played in the event of a major malfunction.

Malfunctions
Character Malfunction Other characters involved Vocal credits Notes
Yui Arm
Leg
Head
Billy Bob & Looney Bird
No. Segment Song/Skit Original Artist Source Characters involved Vocal credits Notes
1 1 Technical Difficulties skit Billy Bob

Looney Bird

Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)