List of ShowBiz Pizza Place Japan showtapes (Johnsonverse)

This is a list of showtapes that have played at ShowBiz Pizza Place locations in the Japanese states. Transcripts of the spoken skits will be featured on the showtapes' individual pages.

2016 tapes

Opening Night (2016 version)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1	The Grand Illusion	Styx	Original song (Center Stage) New vocals (Stage Left)	Billy Bob Yui Mio	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob) Dennis DeYoung (Yui)
2		Introducing Ho-kago Tea Time	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)	Azusa is mentioned during this skit.
3		Heartaches	Al Hoffman	July 1980 Showtape	Ritsu Mugi Yui Mio	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Aaron Fechter (Yui) Jeff Howell (Mio)
4		Roast Beef Sandwich and a Pizza	Aaron Fechter	July 1980 Showtape	Billy Bob Looney Bird	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)	The intro was changed for this showtape.
5		Catch-A-Wave	The Beach Boys	July 1980 Showtape	Yui Mio Ritsu	Aaron Fechter (Yui and Mio) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Jeff Howell (Mugi)
6		Why Rolfe is a Jerk	skit		Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
7		Rolfe & Earl #1 - Hit the Cymbal	skit	July 1980 Showtape	Rolfe DeWolfe Earl Schmerle	Aaron Fechter (Rolfe and Earl)
8		School Days	Chuck Berry	July 1980 Showtape	Mugi (leading vocals)	Burt Wilson (Mugi) Aaron Fechter (Yui and Mio) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)
9		Mugi's Bakery	skit		Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
10		Rolfe & Earl #2 - Big-Time Hollywood Producer	skit	1980 outtake	Rolfe DeWolfe Earl Schmerle Billy Bob Looney Bird Mrs. Jones (offstage) Charlie (offstage) Mugi	Aaron Fechter (Rolfe, Earl, Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Mrs. Jones, and Charlie) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)	During the scene where the Barbara Streisand record skips, this scene was reworked so that the Center Stage curtain opens to reveal Mugi has been holding down a key on her keyboard and looking at her phone, apathetic to Earl's ruse. When she notices the curtain open, she points at Earl and says "It was his idea!". When Rolfe menaces Earl with a power saw behind the Stage Right curtain, the girls react in silent horror as Earl screams.
11		Curtain Call	skit		Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Billy Bob Looney Bird Rolfe DeWolfe Earl Schmerle	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe, and Earl)
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March-April 2016

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters Involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1	Welcome In	Rock-afire Explosion	Spring 1982 Showtape	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Aaron Fechter (Yui and Mio) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
2		Introduction/Trouble in the Bakery	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)	During the "Trouble in the Bakery" skit, a smoke machine installed above the bakery counter (officially known as "Mugi's Bakery") releases smoke, and a ShowBiz cast member comes out the door dressed as a chef to tell Mugi that there's been an incident in the kitchen. Mugi has to depart to set things right, leading into "Music Goes Round and Round".
3		Music Goes Round and Round	Tommy Dorsey	Spring 1982 Showtape	Mugi	Shelby Lindley (Mugi, introduction) Burt Wilson (Mugi, main song)
4	2	iTunes Ad	skit		Billy Bob Looney Bird	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
5	3	Little Sister	Elvis Presley	Spring 1982 Showtape	Yui (lead vocals) Ritsu (lead vocals) Mugi (one line)	Stephanie Sheh (Yui, introduction) Aaron Fechter (Yui, main song) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu, introduction) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu, main song) Burt Wilson (Mugi)	The intro was updated to have Yui and Ritsu realize the script wasn't rewritten, and they aren't sure what to say until the song proper begins.
6		Dragstrip in the Sky	Aaron Fechter	Spring 1982 Showtape (song) Intro newly-recorded	Rolfe DeWolfe (intro) Earl Schmerle (intro) Mugi (lead vocals)	Aaron Fechter (Rolfe and Earl) Monique Danielle (Mio)	As the Center Stage curtain is closing, Yui can be heard saying "Well, that's dark!"
7	4	Goin' Crazy	???	Spring 1982 Showtape	Ritsu (lead vocals) Yui Mio Mugi	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Aaron Fechter (Yui) Jeff Howell (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
8		My Love Intro	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
9		My Love	John Lennon	Spring 1982 Showtape	Ritsu (lead vocals) Yui Mio Mugi	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Aaron Fechter (Yui) Jeff Howell (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
10	5	Hamlet Skit	skit	Spring 1982 Showtape	Rolfe DeWolfe Earl Schmerle Mugi	Aaron Fechter (Rolfe and Earl) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
11		You May Be Right	Billy Joel	Spring 1982 Showtape	Mugi (lead vocals)	Burt Wilson (Mugi)
12	6	Feelings Skit	skit	Spring 1982 Showtape	Billy Bob Looney Bird	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
13	7	Crying Skit	skit	Spring 1982 Showtape	Billy Bob Looney Bird	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)	This skit was reworked to add Center Stage, namely the girls noticing that Billy Bob's mic is on and reacting in bewilderment.
14	8	Satisfaction Medley	The Rolling Stones/The Yardbirds/Steppenwolf	Spring 1982 Showtape	Billy Bob Looney Bird Earl Schmerle Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Earl, and Yui) Jeff Howell (Mio) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
15	9	Baseball	Aaron Fechter	Spring 1982 Showtape	Billy Bob Looney Bird	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
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April-May 2016 (Tribute to Steam Powered Giraffe)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters Involved	Vocal Credits	Notes
1	1	Clockwork Vaudville	Steam Powered Giraffe	Original song	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui) David Bennett/The Spine (Mugi) Jon Sprague/The Jon (Ritsu) Erin Burke/Upgrade (Mio)
2		What Is Steampunk?	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Nodoka Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Laura Bailey (Nodoka) Aaron Fechter (Looney Bird)	Nodoka's first appearance on-stage
3		Sky Sharks	Steam Powered Giraffe	Original song	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui) David Bennett/The Spine (Mio) Sam Luke/Hatchworth (Mugi) Paul Alborough/Professor Elemental (Ritsu)
4	2	Space Pirates Skit	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
5		Prepare For Boarding	Steam Powered Giraffe	Original song	Yui Ritsu Mio	Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui) David Bennett/The Spine (Mio) Sam Luke/Hatchworth (Ritsu)
6	3	Steampunk is Stupid Skit	skit		Rolfe DeWolfe Earl Schmerle Nodoka Looney Bird	Aaron Fechter (Rolfe, Earl, and Looney Bird) Laura Bailey (Nodoka)
7	4	I Am Not Alone	Steam Powered Giraffe	Original song	Mio Ritsu Yui Mugi	Erin Burke/Upgrade (Mio) Jon Sprague/The Jon (Ritsu) David Bennett/The Spine (Mugi) Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui)
8		Honeybee	Steam Powered Giraffe	Original song	Yui Mio Mugi Ritsu	Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui) David Bennett/The Spine (Mio) Jon Sprague/The Jon (Mugi) Michael Philip Reed (Ritsu)
9	5	Fancy Shoes	Steam Powered Giraffe	Original song	Mio Yui Mugi	Sam Luke/Hatchworth (Mio) Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui) David Bennett/The Spine (Mugi)	Because of the amount of movement involved, "Fancy Shoes" is the standard show used for Center Stage diagnostics.
10	6	Brass Goggles Intro Skit	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Nodoka Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Laura Bailey (Nodoka) Aaron Fechter (Looney Bird)
11		Brass Goggles	Steam Powered Giraffe	Original song	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui) David Bennett/The Spine (Mugi) Jon Sprague/The Jon (Ritsu) Erin Burke/Upgrade (Mio)
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June-July 2016 (Summertime 2016)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original artist	Source	Characters Involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1	Summertime	George Gerswhin	new recording	Mugi	Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
2		Summer Intro Skit	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
3		Catch-A-Wave	The Beach Boys	July 1980 Showtape	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi (silent)	Aaron Fechter (Yui and Mio) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Jeff Howell (Mugi)	Recycled from Opening Night showtape
4	2	Under The Boardwalk	The Drifters	Original song	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Johnny Moore (Yui) Ernie Hayes (Mugi) Milt Hinton (Mio) Gary Chester (Ritsu) Bob Bushner (Sun) Everett Barksdale (Moon)	Sun and Moon appear via Cyberstar monitors
5	3	Summer Nights	Song from Grease	Rock-afire Explosion outtake	Ritsu Mio Yui Mugi	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Shalisa James (Mio) Rick Bailey (Yui) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Aaron Fechter (other backing vocals)
6	4	Not Doing California Girls skit	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
7		Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini	Brian Hyland	new recording	Rolfe DeWolfe Earl Schmerle	Aaron Fechter (Rolfe and Earl)
8	5	Baseball	Aaron Fechter	1982 Spring Showtape	Billy Bob Looney Bird	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)	Recycled from March-April 2016 showtape
9	6	Sweet Home Alabama	Lynyrd Skynyrd	Original song	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Ronnie Van Zant (Yui)
10	7	It's Too Darn Hot Skit	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
11		It's Too Darn Hot	Ella Fitzgerald	new recording	Mugi	Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
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August-September 2016 (Tribute to Abbey Road)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal cast	Notes
1	1	Elvis Medley (Blue Suede Shows, All Shook Up, Teddy Bear, Hound Dog, Burning Love, It's Now or Never, Return To Sender, Puppet On A String, Fools Rush In)	Elvis Presley	Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Billy Bob Looney Bird Rolfe DeWolfe Earl Schmerle	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe, Earl, and Yui) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
2	2	Cotton Fields	Creedence Clearwater Revial	Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape	Mugi	Burt Wilson (Mugi)
3		Louisiana Skit	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)	This skit was rewritten to instead be about the girls complaining that the script wasn't updated. They especially complain about the part in which Fatz and Beach Bear talk about their mothers physically disciplining them as children, likening it to child abuse.
4		Louisana	Randy Newman	Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape	Mugi Yui Mio Ritsu	Burt Wilson (Mugi) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Aaron Fechter (Yui) Jeff Howell (Mio)
5	3	Tomorrow/Maybe	Songs from Annie	Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape	Mio	Shalisa James (Mio)
6	4	Children of the Rock	Duke Chauppetta	Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape	Ritsu	Jeff Howell (Interviewer) Various uncredited children Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)
7	5	Goofy Gas	Aaron Fechter	Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape	Billy Bob Looney Bird	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
8	6	Abbey Road Medley (You Never Give Me Your Money, Sun King, Mean Mr. Mustard, Polythene Pam, She Came In Through The Bathroom Window, Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, The End, Her Majesty)	The Beatles	Tribute to Abbey Road 1982 showtape	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Billy Bob Earl Schmerle	Rick Baker (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Earl, Yui during "Polythene Pam")
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September-October 2016 (Magic Night)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1	Magic Night Intro	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Billy Bob Rolfe DeWolfe Earl Schmerle	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Rolfe, and Earl)
2		Magic Medley (Magical Mystery Tour, Black Magic Woman, Magic Carpet Ride)	The Beatles/Fleetwood Mac/Steppenwolf	Magic Night 1984 showtape	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Billy Bob Earl Schmerle	Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Earl)
3	2	Mugi's Witch Story	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
4		That Old Black Magic	Rod Stewart	Magic Night 1984 showtape	Mio Mugi	Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
5	2	The Magic Touch Intro	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
6		The Magic Touch	The Platters	Magic Night 1984 showtape (outtake)	Ritsu Yui Mio Mugi	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Jeff Howell (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
7	3	Letters to Looney Bird	skit		Yui Mio Mugi Ritsu Billy Bob Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
8		Little Arrows	Leapy Lee	Magic Night 1984 showtape	Billy Bob Looney Bird	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
9	4	Magic Medley Intro	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi)
10		Magic Medley (Abracadabra, You Can Do Magic)	Steve Miller Band/America	Magic Night 1984 showtape	Ritsu Yui Mio Mugi	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
11	5	Multiple Voice Syndrome	skit	Magic Night 1984 showtape	Rolfe DeWolfe Earl Schmerle Billy Bob	Aaron Fechter, Billy Bob, Rolfe, and Earl)
12		Puff the Magic Dragon	Peter, Paul, and Mary	Magic Night 1984 showtape	Billy Bob Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Burt Wilson (Mugi)	During the song, Mio looks like she's struggling to keep her composure. This foreshadows the next skit.
13	6	Workplace Violence	skit		Ritsu Mio Rolfe DeWolfe Earl Schmerle Charlie (not seen)	Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Aaron Fechter (Rolfe and Earl)	Perhaps the most famous skit ever done at Japanese States locations, this skit involves Mio crying with an open mic following the intermission after "Puff the Magic Dragon", and Rolfe making insensitive comments. Ritsu hears this, and runs outside the closed Center Stage curtain, the first public demonstration of the AnimeTronics' mobility. Angrily looking around, Rolfe quickly tells Charlie to close the Stage Right curtain, but Ritsu runs through it anyway and begins beating up Rolfe while Earl eggs her on and laughs, but not before reminding the audience that the scene is violent and not suitable for children. After sating her lust for revenge, she takes Mio backstage to calm her down.
14	7	Mio's Story	skit		Yui Mugi Ritsu Mio Billy Bob	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob)	Following another intermission, Yui and Mugi tell Billy Bob why Mio was crying and Ritsu was uncharacteristically angry and violent. Ritsu and Mio eventually return and, emotionally drained, decide to forgo "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" and just do one last song, one important to Mio.
15		Magic	Olivia Newton-John	Magic Night 1984 showtape	Mio Ritsu Yui Mugi	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
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November 2016 (On Strike)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1	CEC News - Ho-kago Tea Time on Strike!	skit		Chuck E. Cheese Tim Johnson Mr. Munch Dook LaRue Pasqually P. Pieplate Ritsu Mio Yui Mugi	Jaret Reddick (Chuck E. Cheese) Tim Johnson (himself) Chris Hill (Mr. Munch) Earl Fisher (Pasqually) Duke Chauppetta (Dook, archive audio) Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio)	This skit appears entirely on the Cyberstar monitors. After Chuck E. reports on the strike, Tim Johnson himself takes over and, in the style of his review segment on Fireside Chat with Tim Johnson, reports on other stories, such as "local idiot" Mr. Munch panning for pizza in a river like it was gold, Pasqually being a terrible comedian, Dook being dumber than rocks but somehow a good musician, and Nodoka not being a smart as she thinks, pointing out several inaccuracies in her steampunk lesson (she couldn't be reached for comment). This skit also appeared as intermission segments at contiguous ShowBiz Pizza Place and Chuck E. Cheese's locations.
2	2	Rolfe is Fired/Introducing Ui			Billy Bob Looney Bird Ui Earl Schmerle	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)	First on-stage appearance of Ui.
3		What Now?			Billy Bob Looney Bird Ui Earl Schmerle	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)	This skit continues from the last one, and is about 45 minutes long. At one point, they try to call up Uncle Klunk, only to find he changed his number and the old number is now a sex hotline. Ui hangs up before anything explicit is said, though she does drop an F-bomb in response (that is censored). Looney Bird uses an Anti-Gravity Freedom Machine to make a joke, only for it to be a joke Pasqually told earlier. Much of this skit was Fechter and Hyunh improvising.
4		Skyping with Munch's Make-Believe Band			Billy Bob Looney Bird Ui Earl Schmerle Chuck E. Cheese Helen Henny Pasqually P. Pieplate Jasper T. Jowls Mr. Munch Harmony Howlette	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui) Jaret Reddick (Chuck E.) Caroline Richardson (Helen) Earl Fisher (Pasqually) Jeremy Blaido (Jasper) Chris Hill (Munch) Kate Bristol (Harmony)	Munch's Make-Believe Band is depicted as puppets on the Cyberstar monitors.
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November-December 2016 (Christmas 2016)

No.	Song/Skit	Original artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	There's No Place Like Home	Glen Campbell	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Ritsu Yui Mio Mugi Azusa	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa)	First on-stage appearance of Azusa
2	Welcome/Looney Bird Won't Sing	skit	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Billy Bob Looney Bird	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)	This skit segues into the next. In the original version, Billy Bob announces they will start with Mitzi, but here, he instead directs everyone's attention to Center Stage.
3	Introducing Azusa	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Ui Earl Schmerle	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)	According to this skit, this was the first time Yui had heard her sister Ui had been hired by ShowBiz Japan to replace Rolfe.
4	Jingle Bell Rock	Bobby Helms	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Mio Yui Ritsu Mugi Azusa	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa)
5	Looney Bird Sings	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird Ui Earl Schmerle	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)	This skit's ending was expanded, in which it is revealed that Looney Bird's mom wasn't actually present; Ui impersonated her from behind the Stage Right curtain, not even having to change her voice. Looney Bird overhears the girls' snickering, and calls them terrible, while Earl calls Ui devious.
6	Please Come Home For Christmas	Eagles	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Yui	Rick Bailey (Yui)	The spoken bridge in which Fatz talks about his girl Esmerelda and tells the audience to wash their bunions is deleted, due to not applying to Ho-kago Tea Time.
7	Joy to the World	Isaac Watts	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird Ui Earl Schmerle	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
8	Thinking About Home skit	skit		Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird Ui Earl Schmerle	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)
9	O Holy Night	Placide Cappeau	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Mugi Yui Ritsu Mio Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
10	Little Drummer Boy	Katherine Kennicott Davis	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Ritsu Yui Mio Mugi Azusa	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu)
11	White Christmas	Bing Crosby	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
12	Little Saint Nick	The Beach Boys	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
13	Run Run Rudolph	Chuck Berry	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Mio Mugi Yui Ritsu Azusa	Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
14	Ritsu's Original Song skit	skit		Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)
15	Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town	Bruce Springsteen	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa	Rick Bailey (Yui) Burt Wilson (Mugi)
16	Sleigh Ride Medley	Various	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)	The programming guide said that when Yui calls Frosty the Snowman a "jolly, happy dude", Azusa was supposed to give her a mildly irritated look. In the final product, Azusa was instead programmed to look like she's trying not to laugh as a joke; this was caught during production, but the decision was made to keep it, to show that Azusa misses Yui's antics.
17	Winter Wonderland	Felix Bernard	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa	Burt Wilson (Mugi)
16	We Wish You a Merry Christmas	unknown	Homely for Christmas 1988 showtape	Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird Ui Earl Schmerle	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Earl) Unknown actress (Ui)	To date, Ui's singing voice during group numbers has never been identified. It is believed that either Shelby Lindley (Mugi's speaking voice) provides it uncredited, or Hyunh herself pulls double-duty as Ui's speaking and singing voices; neither have been verified by any official sources.
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December 2016-January 2017 (New Year's Eve 2017)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1	New Years Intro Skit	skit		Billy Bob Looney Bird	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)	Billy Bob notes that this particular showtape is a countdown of the top five songs from 2016, as voted on by fans
2		Fancy Shoes	Steam Powered Giraffe	Original song	Yui Mio Azusa Ritsu	Sam Luke/Hatchworth (Mio) Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui) David Bennett/The Spine (Azusa)	This song was reprogrammed to move The Spine's vocals from Mugi to Azusa.
3	2	Earl Lang Xyme Skit	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird Ui Earl Schmerle	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)
4		Magic Medley (Abracadabra, You Can Do Magic)	Steve Miller Band/America	Magic Night 1984 showtape	Ritsu Yui Mio Mugi Azusa	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa)	Previously-unassigned vocals performed by Jeff Howell were given to Azusa for this version.
5	3	Resolutions Skit	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird Ui Earl Schmerle	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)
6		Puff The Magic Dragon	Peter, Paul, and Mary	Magic Night 1984 showtape	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Billy Bob	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa)	For this version, everyone on Center Stage moves around Mio following the events of Magic Night.
7	4	When The Saints Go Marching In	???	New recording	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird Ui Earl Schmerle	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)	This marks one of the rare occasions where Sheh, Morris, Valenzuela, Cabanos, and Hyunh provide their own singing.
8	5	Honeybee	Steam Powered Giraffe	Original song	Mugi Mio Billy Bob	Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui) David Bennett/The Spine (Mio) Jon Sprague/The Jon (Azusa) Michael Philip Reed (Ritsu)	This song was reprogrammed to move The Jon's vocals from Mugi to Azusa, as in the original show, Mugi just stood awkwardly while singing during the first verse before she began playing her keyboard during the second verse.
9		Auld Lang Syne	Robert Burns	New Years Eve '82 showtape	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Billy Bob Looney Bird Ui Earl Schmerle	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)	This is another rare occasion where Yui, Mio, Ritsu, Azusa, and Ui's speaking voices do their own singing.
10		Magic	Olivia Newton-John	Magic Night 1984 showtape	Mio Yui Ritsu Mugi Azusa	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa)	Previously-unassigned vocals performed by Jeff Howell were given to Azusa for this version.
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2017 tapes

January-February 2017 (Country Night)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1	Country Night Intro	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Ui Earl Schmerle Billy Bob Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)
2		Big Iron	Marty Robbins	Original song	Yui Mio Azusa	Marty Robbins (Yui)
3	2	Riders in the Sky	Vaughn Monroe and his Orchestra	Original song	Mugi	Vaughn Monroe (Mugi)
3	3	Country Bird Songs	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Ui Earl Schmerle Billy Bob Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)
4		Country Medley	Numerous	Country Night 1983 showtape	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Earl Schmerle Billy Bob Looney Bird	Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa)
5	4	Sixteen Tons Intro	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa)
6		Sixteen Tons	Tennessee Ernie Ford	Original song	Mugi	Tennessee Ernie Ford (Mugi)
7	5	Jasper's Skype Call	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Ui Earl Schmerle Billy Bob Looney Bird Jasper T. Jowls	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui) Jeremy Blaido (Jasper)	Jasper appears on the center Cyberstar monitor in puppet form.
8		9 to 5	Dolly Parton	Original song and Working for a Living 1992 showtape	Mio Jasper T. Jowls	Dolly Parton (Mio) Bob West (Jasper)	This song was a mix of the original Dolly Parton recording, and the recording made for the 1992 Chuck E. Cheese's showtape "Working for a Living Show". As a result, Jasper's singing voice is done by Bob West instead of Jeremy Blaido.
9	6	Texas Hold 'Em	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Ui Earl Schmerle	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)
10		The Gambler	Kenny Rogers	Original song	Yui Mio Azusa	Kenny Rogers (Yui)
11	7	Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up Be Cowboys	Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson	Original song	Yui Azusa	Willie Nelson (Yui) Waylon Jennings (Azusa)
12	8	Ring of Fire Intro	skit		Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa Ui Earl Schmerle Billy Bob Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob, Looney Bird, and Earl) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui)
13		Ring of Fire	Johnny Cash	Original	Ritsu	Johnny Cash (Ritsu)
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February-March 2017 (Trivia Night)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1	Trivia Question #1 - Science	skit		Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Ui Earl Nodoka Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui) Laura Bailey (Nodoka)	This is the second showtape where Nodoka replaces Billy Bob as a guest character
2		She Blinded Me With Science	Thomas Dalby	1984 Trivia Night showtape	Ui Earl	Aaron Fechter (Ui's singing voice, Earl, and Looney Bird) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui's speaking voice)
3		Trivia Question #2 - African Geography	skit		Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Ui Earl Nodoka Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui) Laura Bailey (Nodoka)
4		Africa	Toto	Original song	Mugi Ritsu Yui Ui	David Paich (Mugi) Bobby Kimball (Ui) Steve Lukather (Yui) Timothy B. Schmit (Mio)	This is the first time Ui puts Earl down to join Ho-Kago Tea Time with her own rhythm guitar. To accomplish this, the right arm assembly from the Rolfe animatronic was partially dismantled and inserted inside Earl so he could operate independently. Mio and Azusa are seated in the chairs near the back of Center Stage for the duration of this song.
5	2	Trivia Question #3 - Mugi's Giant Television	skit		Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Ui Earl Nodoka Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui) Laura Bailey (Nodoka)
6		Frank's 2,000" TV	"Weird Al" Yankovic	Original song	Yui Mio Azusa	"Weird Al" Yankovic (Yui) Jim West (Mio) Steve Jay (Azusa)
7	3	Trivia Question #4 - Who's Never Introduced a Show	skit		Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Ui Earl Nodoka Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui) Laura Bailey (Nodoka)
8		Secrets That You Keep	The Romantics	1984 Trivia Night showtape	Mio	Shalisa James (Mio)
9	4	Trivia Question #5 - Tubes Trivia	skit		Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Ui Earl Nodoka Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui) Laura Bailey (Nodoka)	This skit begins with the answer for question four, which ends up being Jun Suzuki. This foreshadowed her future appearances as a guest character. In the original Rock-afire Explosion version, the answer was Choo-Choo, but this had to be changed due to Choo-Choo being omitted from stages with the Ho-kago Tea Time configuration.
10		Talk To You Later	The Tubes	1984 Trivia Night showtape	Yui Mio Ritsu Mugi Azusa	Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa)
11	5	Trivia Question #6 - B.J. Thomas' First Song	skit		Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Ui Earl Nodoka Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui) Laura Bailey (Nodoka)
12		B.J. Thomas Medley" (Eyes of a New York Woman, I'm so Lonesome I Could Cry, Hooked on a Feeling, No Love at All)	B.J. Thomas	1984 Trivia Night showtape	Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa	Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Billy Bob and Looney Bird)	Billy Bob appears via Cyberstar monitor during "No Love At All", due to Nodoka not being a singer.
13	6	Letters To Looney Bird - Trivia Question #7	skit
14		Bang The Drum All Day	Todd Rundgren	1984 Trivia Night showtape	Ritsu Yui Mio Mugi Azusa	Duke Chauppetta (Ritsu) Rick Bailey (Yui) Shalisa James (Mio) Burt Wilson (Mugi) Jeff Howell (Azusa)
15	7	Trivia Question #8 - Shoes	skit		Yui Ritsu Mio Mugi Azusa Ui Earl Nodoka Looney Bird	Stephanie Sheh (Yui) Cristina Valenzuela (Mio) Cassandra Lee Morris (Ritsu) Shelby Lindley (Mugi) Christine Marie Cabanos (Azusa) Aaron Fechter (Earl and Looney Bird) Xanthe Hyunh (Ui) Laura Bailey (Nodoka)
16		Fancy Shoes	Steam Powered Giraffe	Original song	Yui Mio Azusa Ritsu	Sam Luke/Hatchworth (Mio) Isabella Bennett/Rabbit (Yui) David Bennett/The Spine (Azusa)	This song was recycled from the "Tribute to Steam Powered Giraffe" showtape, using the programming from the "New Years Eve 2017" showtape.
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April-June 2017

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
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July-August 2017 (Summertime 2017)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

September-October 2017 (Back to School)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

November-December 2017 (Christmastime 2017)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

December 2017-January 2018 (New Year's Eve 2018)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

WORK-IN-PROGRESS

2018 tapes

January-March 2018

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

April-May 2018

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

June-August 2018

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

September-October 2018 (Halloween)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

November-December 2018 (Christmastime 2018)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

December 2018-January 2019 (New Year's Eve 2019)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

2019 tapes

January-February 2019

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

March-May 2019

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

June-July 2019

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

August-September 2019

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

October-November 2019

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

November-December 2019 (Christmastime 2019)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

December 2019-January 2020 (New Year's Eve 2020)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

2020 tapes

January-February 2020 (40 Years of Fun)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

March-May 2020 (Hard Times)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

June-August 2020 (Summertime 2020)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

September-November 2020

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

November-December 2020 (Christmastime 2020)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

December 2020-January 2021 (New Year's Eve 2021)

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

2021 tapes

January-February 2021

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1

March-May 2021

No.	Segment	Song/Skit	Original Artist	Source	Characters involved	Vocal credits	Notes
1	1